dave258 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 I spent the day drinking in the park and am hideously sunburnt. I now have to go to an engagement party with my mrs. This is unlikely to end well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 I spent the day drinking in the park and am hideously sunburnt. I now have to go to an engagement party with my mrs. This is unlikely to end well. at least you'll always have that enjoyable day drinking in the park! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 at least you'll always have that enjoyable day drinking in the park! Oh, it's such a perfect day. I'm glad I spent it with you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 A foxy burd has just moved in next door! :-) Both her & her mother appreciated my welcoming charm & the perfectly chilled glass of Oyster Bay! ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Oyster Bay? Haven't heard it called that before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Oyster Bay? Haven't heard it called that before. Watch & learn Sodje.....you DECE boys can't go drinking MD20-20 forever! Can't beat a nice bottle of wine on occassion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Seagulls? No....but I did see one getting destroyed by a fox the other night! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 My mate just casually dropped this in conversation on Facebook. Some lassie I met decided she wanted to measure my willy before she had sex with me lmfao.... Welcome to Dundee... City of Culture hahahaha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 My mate just casually dropped this in conversation on Facebook. Your new avatar keeps making me think you are woodside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Destroyed as in .....deflowered destroyed? The seven seas must be full of sexually depraved animals. No....destroyed as in killed & its carcas ripped apart and eaten. For once there was no sexual deprivation hinted at in my post! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 No....destroyed as in killed & its carcas ripped apart and eaten. For once there was no sexual deprivation hinted at in my post! It must be backward fox. The ones round here eat kebabs and chips etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Your new avatar keeps making me think you are woodside. Same avatar or similar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Just walked into the bedroom to see the missus and daughter going "Awwwwwwww, that's beautiful". A cracking looking butterfly had flown in and was on top of the TV. The two of them were talking about closing the windows and keeping it in the house. The cat's just eaten it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Just walked into the bedroom to see the missus and daughter going "Awwwwwwww, that's beautiful". A cracking looking butterfly had flown in and was on top of the TV. The two of them were talking about closing the windows and keeping it in the house. The cat's just eaten it. They were talking about me. I was hiding under the bed. The butterfly was just a distraction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Found out last night that in Romanian (and French) they use the same word for "shade" and "shadow". It sounds rather odd to be hiding from the sun by going into the shadow, but they can't get enough of it, the shady b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 They were talking about me. I was hiding under the bed. The butterfly was just a distraction. Shit. I thought they were talking about me. I'm in the wardrobe. Hiya Kev, hiya pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Shit. I thought they were talking about me. I'm in the wardrobe. Hiya Kev, hiya pal. Stop messing around in there and get Dee Man's burds pants off. They aren't your style! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 {style_image_url}/attachicon.gif image.jpg :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 I've got the job I applied for, and will be handing my notice in tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Same avatar or similar? It was the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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