jamamafegan Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 I used to help run cave tours during my uni days when I needed some cash during the summer. Best job I ever had (but sadly not sustainable having an extra person all year round). People, caves and animals are a bad combination. I once came face to face with a badger in another cave when I was flat out in a narrow 'tube' section. We took an immediate dislike to each other. I also accidentally crawled through some intestines of some description after something had turned our dig into a new home (probably a stoat of some description). Smelly. Haha, nice one. Think I might consider something similar for the summer. My mate did wildlife tours last year, not really rewarding financially but in terms of natural beauty and excitement - very much so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 I saw a seagull winding up a Jack Russell in Prestwick today. The dog was on it's leash going fucking mental at this bird having the audacity to just stare it down from 10 yards away. You probably had to be there tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Gulls are fucking vermin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Gulls are fucking vermin. ... which we're never allowed to touch. Never before have I been able to get revenge on them without breaking the law, hence today was my chance. It wasn't too difficult a situation for it to eventually get out of imo and it's almost guaranteed to grow up to be a right c***. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 ... which we're never allowed to touch. Never before have I been able to get revenge on them without breaking the law, hence today was my chance. It wasn't too difficult a situation for it to eventually get out of imo and it's almost guaranteed to grow up to be a right c***. A noble deed imo. Few slices of bread dabbed in bicarb soda can do the trick as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Gulls are fucking vermin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 The workers at Inver House distillery used to feed the gulls (and other birds) bread dipped in spirit. Then watch them fly in to buildings etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phasma ex machina Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 The workers at Inver House distillery used to feed the gulls (and other birds) bread dipped in spirit. Then watch them fly in to buildings etc. Bread dipped in baking powder Saw a young fla catch one at work a few years ago, tie fishing line to it and let it go.......faceplant after 40 yards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Anyone guilty of animal cruelty needs Cantona'd in the face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Anyone guilty of animal cruelty needs Cantona'd in the face. They didn't have to eat it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 The workers at Inver House distillery used to feed the gulls (and other birds) bread dipped in spirit. Then watch them fly in to buildings etc. My old journeyman preferred carbide wrapped with bread, nasty b*****d he was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Anyone guilty of animal cruelty needs Cantona'd in the face. Mouettes bâtards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Mouettes bâtards Incredible work. You're on form tonight HC. I did set it up for a tap in right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 I once "caught" a herring gull whilst fishing off Scrabster pier. Damn stupid bird caught my bait mid cast, had to cut the line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 I once "caught" a herring gull whilst fishing off Scrabster pier. Damn stupid bird caught my bait mid cast, had to cut the line. I also saw one trapped inside a fishing net at Burghead harbour. I'll try and dig the photo out tomorrow (that's if I remember). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Me and my dad once stopped at Arbroath for a chippie on the way home from a Saints game, we made the mistake of opening a window whilst eating. Fucking huge big b*****ding gulls fighting to try and get in the windows for a good 15 minutes before we just launched our food and drove off watching them all scrap like f**k in the background. Horrible creatures 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) Might've been posted on here already, but watching 75000 people trying to control a single game of Pokemon is strangely entertaining. http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon Edited February 18, 2014 by Chupacabra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulises de la Cruz Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) Racist c***s, absolutely no need in that. Edited February 18, 2014 by Ulises de la Cruz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 The bald b*****d was in the paper the other day blaming it on his personal life I am sure. Total dicks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Disgusting so it is I would like to share that i have masturbated thrice already today and intend on doing it some more Inhaling deeply with you're burd's sister's knickers on your head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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