GingerSaint Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 South Africans have ridiculous accents No, you can't! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 No, you can't! Well, there's no need for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) I don't know if this been mentioned in the past, but has anybody noticed the picture of the erect cock and balls in the Yes campaign's logo? Similar sort of thing to the secret arrow in the Fedex logo. Eta: I (kind of stupidly) put my mobile phone number on a CV which I uploaded to a specialised careers website last night and I must have had more phone calls today than the Pittodrie ticket office due to head-hunters pouncing on it straight away. Edited March 4, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Just got an HMDX Jam Classic wireless speaker through the post. Brilliant sound for such a wee speaker and great value at £20. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Charles Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I was trying to fix a washing machine today, and did a Youtube search for guidance which usually works for just about anything technical. All I found was videos of people doing their laundry. In the comments were questions like "How much powder did you use?" or "Did you use fabric softener?". WTF! Do some people have a fetish about soap suds spinning around? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 (edited) Edited March 6, 2014 by Eoin Doyle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Everything seems like a better idea at night. Lying in bed last night and got a text from a pal asking if We wanted to go out in Glasgow tonight and we could all just kip at his. Being off on Friday I thought this was a great idea and somehow decided to take the car and pick up the others. Woke up this morning and the thought of having to drive to and from Glasgow has put me right off but I really can't say no now so I'll have to do it. Am such an erse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Oh well, just found out I was unsuccessful in the interview I had yesterday, but valuable experience gained,lessons learned and I know where I can improve . Time to get my head down and get this SVQ cracked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 It's official, my job role is high up the short-list of those to be made redundant by my company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Posted this link in Beast Watch, but feel it's significance merits a wider audience: http://www.courtnewsuk.co.uk/?news_id=36143 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Anyway, I wish they would bring back dark Mars Bars. Were they the Dark and Light ones that had dark chocolate on the outside and the nougat was white like a Milky Way? If so I thoroughly endorse this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 They were indeed Bert. 4 inches of sheer pleasure. Which is coincidently the nickname mrs mozza christened me with some time back. Stay positive Mozza'. It could have been 4 inches of disappointment... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Anthony Stokes attacks an Elvis impersonator.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-26470771I wonder why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Anthony Stokes attacks an Elvis impersonator. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-26470771 I wonder why? You always post funny stuff zen. Thats the wonder of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Some women never know whether to spit or swallow. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-26470656 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Check the internet (euph): when on holiday to nip to the nearest boozer with free wi-fi and being forced to drink the local firewater at the same time. "I'm just nipping out to check the internet, love, I shouldn't be more than 4 or 5 hours, do you want me to pick up a kebab on the way home?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/07/reckless-mum-condemned-after-giving-12-year-old-girl-bottle-of-vodka-4456021/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I'm playing in a Veterans Football Match at Molineux Stadium on 9th May and well looking forward to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 People keep telling me I should try online dating so I can meet that special person that a great guy like me deserves to be with. It's beginning to piss me off. My wife on the other hand is already furious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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