Gianfranco Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I'd smash Miley Cyrus' maw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I take it you live under a flight path. Or live in an area with flying cats. Or cats that are good at throwing. None of the three. We have cats but they haven't learnt to fly or use jet packs or throw and we're not under a flight path. First sign Armageddon is coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 I have to go to Bristol and Bath tomorrow. Bath is a lovely place. Enjoy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 I have to go to Bristol and Bath tomorrow. I need to get to Hairmyres from Cumbernauld tomorrow morning via public transport. I reckon you'll get there quicker than my destination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 I have to go to Bristol and Bath tomorrow. Have a bath tonight, you'll feel fresher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 I have to go to Bristol and Bath tomorrow. Have a bath tonight, you'll feel fresher. If you take Zen's advice, and also go to a strip club to see some Bristols, will that save you a journey tomorrow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Decided to treat myself last night and went out for a steak. Ended up at a fantastic place in Naperville, Ted's Montana Grill. First time I've had a bison steak and it was wonderful, would recommend bison to any of you carnivores out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Decided to treat myself last night and went out for a steak. Ended up at a fantastic place in Naperville, Ted's Montana Grill. First time I've had a bison steak and it was wonderful, would recommend bison to any of you carnivores out there. What's the difference between a bison steak and a regular steak? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 What's the difference between a bison steak and a regular steak? Something to do with washing your hands after eating no doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Bison steak comes from a bison as opposed to a regular steak coming from a coo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oczj6thd4CY I found this amusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 'Who is responsible for the dumbing down of our education system?' Lawl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 (edited) I found this amusing. Who's responsible??? NOT US!!! Eta: I can't be the only one thinking this surely??? ... Youths eh? Edited May 13, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Decided to treat myself last night and went out for a steak. Ended up at a fantastic place in Naperville, Ted's Montana Grill. First time I've had a bison steak and it was wonderful, would recommend bison to any of you carnivores out there. Yeah, my local Tesco gets them in regularly. I never know what cuts of meat to buy these days. Bison steak or maybe fillet of unicorn. The b*****ds were selling Hypogryff loin last week but it's a bit too gamey for my palate. Think I'll just stick to the usual Goujons of Velociraptor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 I never found out if the herd of bison between Aberdeen and Stonehaven ended up on somebody's (probably Raidernation's) plate. They were always something odd to watch out for on the A90 or the train but I've not seen them for ages. http://www.fwi.co.uk/articles/22/03/2014/143858/slaughter-threat-for-scottish-bison-herd.htm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afca32 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Farmers Weekly! What a website HC. I used to keep them in the bathroom to read when doing a shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Gillian Smart away from the weather board and reading the news?! Brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Berocca makes ma pish go a funny colour Berocca causes urine to turn deep yellow in colour - this is due to the excess vitamin B2 being passed So long as it's deep yellow there's nothing to laugh about. Any other colour and I recommend crying not laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 I'll pass on the visual if that's OK. Sugar Puffs is the cereal of the Gods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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