Florentine_Pogen Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 (edited) Danish birds and shite - is there a theme here ? rød grød med fløde Edited June 10, 2014 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Could be worse. You've taken that too far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 This is absolutely BRILLIANT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 This is absolutely BRILLIANT Be yourself, be individual. JUST DO IT (WEARING OUR FUCKING BOOTS, OK!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 This is absolutely BRILLIANT " Zlatan agrees" :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Me and this Danish bird are developing a more beautiful international love story than Before Sunrise. So many feels lads. Pulled off an act of extreme smoothness in the morning (well, it was quite gay but I knew she'd be loving it) that'd had her look me up on Facebook and write to me saying to keep in touch and she wants to see me again when she's back in Europe soon. Still never got her pumped though. Bunch of Indian guys burst in in the middle of our Ethan Hawke/Julie Delpyesque scene and turned it in to a group convo. I imagine it would've been totes awkies if we went out anyway seeing as I had 0 dollars on me and nowhere to exchange money at that time, but I was still marginally seething. Lik dis if you cree evertim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Me and this Danish bird are developing a more beautiful international love story than Before Sunrise. So many feels lads. Pulled off an act of extreme smoothness in the morning (well, it was quite gay but I knew she'd be loving it) that'd had her look me up on Facebook and write to me saying to keep in touch and she wants to see me again when she's back in Europe soon. Still never got her pumped though. Bunch of Indian guys burst in in the middle of our Ethan Hawke/Julie Delpyesque scene and turned it in to a group convo. I imagine it would've been totes awkies if we went out anyway seeing as I had 0 dollars on me and nowhere to exchange money at that time, but I was still marginally seething. Lik dis if you cree evertim. enough of the excuses EGB......just get her pumped! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Still never got her pumped though. Stopped reading here. You've shat it mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Hearts and Hibs the ultimate bottle merchants. and what do you base such a theory on, wisbit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 and what do you base such a theory on, wisbit? Correctamundo sjc, I'm getting a wee bit of a rapey vibe from wisbit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Hibs 5-1 and Hearts 86, works for me. st mirren leage cup 2010. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 (edited) Hibs 5-1 and Hearts 86, works for me. Oh wisbit The two occasions which you mentioned were one offs. You, however posting drivel on P&B in your spunk stained St Mirren pj's from your mums spare room on the other hand........an ongoing tragedy. Edited June 10, 2014 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 That's a bit of a slur wouldn't you agree could you back this assertion up please ? Not sure if 'backing up' is the correct terminology. However, my reasoning is thus :- EGB informs the populace that his encounter with The Viking Enchantress did not end in a night of passion and sworn statements of undying lurve. Hey, it happens. EGB is a Hibby. We all know that Hibs 'couldn't get the job done' against Accies as they weren't aggressive enough or forceful enough on the park. Your metaphorical figure of speech implies that EGB is a 'bottle merchant' for not being more forceful. You geddit now ? You may not agree with this analysis - let me know if you want me to edit my previous post. I will be happy to do so. Perhaps you might be a bit more perspicacious before posting in future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Those were facts young blub unlike the made up pish that you're spouting now. so two isolated occasions constitutes "ultimate bottle merchants" does it wisbit? Oh wisbit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Isolated they may well be but if carlsberg did footballing bottlers, hibs an hearts would be at the front of the queue. if carslberg done done sad, lonely , desperate for attention , mid 30's men who still stay with there maw , you would be the only guy in the queue wisbit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Isolated they may well be but if carlsberg did footballing bottlers, hibs an hearts would be at the front of the queue. and St Mirren surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 What lads? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 if carslberg done done sad, lonely , desperate for attention , mid 30's men who still stay with there maw , you would be the only guy in the queue wisbit. Offfftttt! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Nah. We recovered by pumping your lot a couple of years later. <<< Still hasn't recovered from that "pumping" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 (edited) Did Wisbit really try and make an analogy between me and this girl and the Hibs team? It wasn't really on the cards by the end of the night but I've done what I can, it's not like some Hibs type "the boys didn't show enough desire" situation. Wisbit might be unaware of this cos he seems like a bit of a sad sack but you can't just shag birds when you feel like it, unless you're a rapist that is. Edited June 10, 2014 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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