weirdcal Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Run. Run far and fast. There's something in the air. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 I just got a very suspect look from a set of police officers who saw me get in my car after finishing at the pub I work and speeding down the car park!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 What's happening doulikefish? Is the mrs still buttering you up? Has she invited her hot friend around for a ménage-a-trois? Did you get the baby booties on the dinner plate? The P&B masses need to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 I just got a very suspect look from a set of police officers who saw me get in my car after finishing at the pub I work and speeding down the car park!!This happened to me when I used to run a bar in Dalgety Bay, police were fuelling up at the petrol stn whilst I was locking up, they saw me drive out the pub car park, followed me to Kirkcaldy then pulled me in the prom.Whilst questioning me some boy racer came off the quarry road onto the prom at about 80 mph, never seen two fat b*****d police move so fast in all my life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 This happened to me when I used to run a bar in Dalgety Bay, police were fuelling up at the petrol stn whilst I was locking up, they saw me drive out the pub car park, followed me to Kirkcaldy then pulled me in the prom. Whilst questioning me some boy racer came off the quarry road onto the prom at about 80 mph, never seen two fat b*****d police move so fast in all my life Well what doesn't help is I work by a notorious strip for doggers and drug dealers. (It's just cause it's dark and remote!) I had clocked then and assumed they were heading up the road, then I turned out the car park and they drove past, visibly stopped and eyeballed me on the way past. Now I'm a 21 year old guy coming out a pub at closing time, I'm amazed I wasn't stopped. Fwiw I'd had a single pint of low alcohol stuff, so I would have been completely fine. It also meant I had to drive up the road at 20 as apposed to 30. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Well what doesn't help is I work by a notorious strip for doggers and drug dealers. (It's just cause it's dark and remote!) I had clocked then and assumed they were heading up the road, then I turned out the car park and they drove past, visibly stopped and eyeballed me on the way past. Now I'm a 21 year old guy coming out a pub at closing time, I'm amazed I wasn't stopped. Fwiw I'd had a single pint of low alcohol stuff, so I would have been completely fine. It also meant I had to drive up the road at 20 as apposed to 30. Im amazed they never stopped you too, I drove bang on the speed limit & when they stopped me I got the "you were driving over cautiously" crap, I said "so if I'm on the speed limit it's over-cautious & if I'm over the speed limit then I'm speeding so I'm getting stopped either way"They just smiled and gave me the breathalyser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Lucky old you. It's a running theme apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Lucky old you.Fuuuuuuuck2 threads in one night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 It's a running theme apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Im amazed they never stopped you too, I drove bang on the speed limit & when they stopped me I got the "you were driving over cautiously" crap, I said "so if I'm on the speed limit it's over-cautious & if I'm over the speed limit then I'm speeding so I'm getting stopped either way" They just smiled and gave me the breathalyser. Probably helped me in the fact there was no way they could turn around and get to me before id shot off up the road. Also the fact it is barely a public road. Still I wasn't pulled and I've opened a few beers tonight as stress relief. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Oh dear you are in deep deep trouble,i suggest phoning the bank and cancelling all the cards linked to a joint account. Run. Run far and fast. There's something in the air. What's happening doulikefish? Is the mrs still buttering you up? Has she invited her hot friend around for a ménage-a-trois? Did you get the baby booties on the dinner plate? The P&B masses need to know. She wants the en suite decorated and a shopping trip to the states 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 She wants the en suite decorated and a shopping trip to the states Take her to the Barras. She'll see some right feckin' states there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 She wants the en suite decorated and a shopping trip to the states Unlucky mate... A car crash would have been cheaper. Though to be fair, she has a lot more sucking up to do, enjoy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Well what doesn't help is I work by a notorious strip for doggers and drug dealers. (It's just cause it's dark and remote!) I had clocked then and assumed they were heading up the road, then I turned out the car park and they drove past, visibly stopped and eyeballed me on the way past. Now I'm a 21 year old guy coming out a pub at closing time, I'm amazed I wasn't stopped. Fwiw I'd had a single pint of low alcohol stuff, so I would have been completely fine. It also meant I had to drive up the road at 20 as apposed to 30. Do you work at the Pilton Hilton? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I started a new job on Monday, and quit it at lunchtime today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I started a new job on Monday, and quit it at lunchtime today. That good, eh ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 He picked a bad time to accept a job as Andy Coulson's new PA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I've got the tennis on in the background and every time I hear Nadal grunt, part of me thinks that the sex scene in MacGruber is on instead (which it was a couple of nights ago). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Got a booklet about Commonwealth Games stuff. They described "it" as flat sausage. What. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambunctious Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Got a booklet about Commonwealth Games stuff. They described "it" as flat sausage. What. Creeps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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