sjc Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 1st September.. Don't even joke about that mate! The higher rental price tends to ensure a higher standard if tenant thankfully 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Alberts matric certificate..... Thick cunto 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 One of the most breathtakingly stupid things I've ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 One of the most breathtakingly stupid things I've ever seen. Its amazing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Its amazing In the same league as the Felix tribute copycat, but still not as funny..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 That looks like a broken back - you honestly don't know if you should laugh or not because on one hand he's a fucking idiot but then again the pain must have been unbearable! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 (edited) Am at a house party in Edinburgh where the only person I know left about 2hours ago.......still the ratio of birds to men is at least 3-1! Edited July 13, 2014 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Am at a house party in Edinburgh where the only person I know left about 2hours ago.......still the ratio of birds to men is at least 3-1! So my shagging on a bed full of money gif might not be as inaccurate as you thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 My parents got a puppy, 9 week old boston terrier. it's tiny. palm of your hand tiny. They brought him round to my house for the day since i'll be looking after him when they're on holiday. I never knew how much attention they attract. Think I might get one of my own now, all they do is sleep and a great conversation starter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 My parents got a puppy, 9 week old boston terrier. it's tiny. palm of your hand tiny. They brought him round to my house for the day since i'll be looking after him when they're on holiday. I never knew how much attention they attract. Think I might get one of my own now, all they do is sleep and a great conversation starter We used to have a dalmatian, a tremendous conversation-starter with hot chicks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 My parents got a puppy, 9 week old boston terrier. it's tiny. palm of your hand tiny. They brought him round to my house for the day since i'll be looking after him when they're on holiday. I never knew how much attention they attract. Think I might get one of my own now, all they do is sleep and a great conversation starter We got a tiny little Pug puppy last year. On the first day home with it I was standing outside the local Tescos and the sun was beating down. It was like a Lynx advert with half dressed young women coming from all directions to see it. Unfortunately an old woman of about 85 reached us first and just stood there talking for about 15 minutes! None of the young things spoke to us 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 England joins the 21st Century 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I would love to introduce this vicar to my bishop! England joins the 21st Century 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 She looks like a dropped pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 There's a guy in my work that claims to play for Stenhousemuir. He's about 26, overweight and struggled to remember the colour of the away strip, a day after he claimed to have "modeled" it. The amount of shite he talks is unreal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 There's a guy in my work that claims to play for Stenhousemuir. He's about 26, overweight and struggled to remember the colour of the away strip, a day after he claimed to have "modeled" it. The amount of shite he talks is unreal. Pretty simple to call him out on it, ask him his name and then cross check it with the current squad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I would love to introduce this vicar to my bishop! Would anyone else make her keep the "uniform" on whilst fcuking her..........or just me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Would anyone else make her keep the "uniform" on whilst fcuking her..........or just me? I'd re-phrase that. I doubt many would opt to fcuk you in preference to her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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