Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Your puns are puri pish. You'll curry no favour with that attitude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 That's it. I'm phoning my naan. Ghee's a break! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 You've got yourself into a right pickle there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 You've got yourself into a right pickle there. Is that samosa be funny? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 This is terrible chaat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 My ever so shy and retiring wife told me earlier that she had seen some puppies for sale and could we please get one of them. I put my foot strongly down and told her that there was no way we were getting a puppy and to get the whole ridiculous idea out of her head. I was strong, masterful and majestic in making her fully understand my thoughts on the matter. She has put a deposit down and it arrives in September! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 My ever so shy and retiring wife told me earlier that she had seen some puppies for sale and could we please get one of them. I put my foot strongly down and told her that there was no way we were getting a puppy and to get the whole ridiculous idea out of her head. I was strong, masterful and majestic in making her fully understand my thoughts on the matter. She has put a deposit down and it arrives in September! The dug'll soon be leaving deposits all over your hoose and garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Some folk talk a pilau mince, but this is bhoona happen if you're a dopiazi guy with poor patia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 This is terrible chaat. You have a vandaloo against me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Some folk talk a pilau mince, but this is bhoona happen if you're a dopiazi guy with poor patia. Feck aff you !!!!!! So bad it brings a smile to my auld phizzog.............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Feck aff you !!!!!! So bad it brings a smile to my auld phizzog.............. Paratha you like Jaipur chatni. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 You guys are madras f**k! I'd come round and sort you out. But I loaned my cardamom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 You have a vandaloo against me. Only when you get a bit aloo ghobi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 What capers we're having! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Reading this is like getting a week long dose of keematherapy. Yogurt right on my wick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 I don't mean to bhajin but I'd like to make a pun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 My ever so shy and retiring wife told me earlier that she had seen some puppies for sale and could we please get one of them. I put my foot strongly down and told her that there was no way we were getting a puppy and to get the whole ridiculous idea out of her head. I was strong, masterful and majestic in making her fully understand my thoughts on the matter. She has put a deposit down and it arrives in September! Did you order it 4 minutes before the store closed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 This thread is fairly sag ing.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Did you order it 4 minutes before the store closed? Lol, nah. Apparently it was just born this morning whereas the wife treats me like I was born yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Lol, nah. Apparently it was just born this morning whereas the wife treats me like I was born yesterday. What kind of puppydom is it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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