Dee Man Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I'm still trying to suss out whether I find the sport of squash rather exciting or just incredibly dull and monotonous. I find it's great to play but shite to watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 I fuckin hate the alki's and junkies that seem to have crawled out of the sewer and frequently congregate in Falkirk town centre nowdays. (See 'reasons to be cheerful thread' though) And how the f**k they can sit in the sun in manky jeans and tracksuit jackets in this heat?? Would you rather they sat in the scud or in their shit-stained, semen-shattered undergarments ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 ETA: 'semen-shattered' though?? Unfortunately not of my creation. Borrowed from the genius that was Spike Milligan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 Some people take the internet far too seriously. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-28519919 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) Some people take the internet far too seriously. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-28519919 They say "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"........times that by a least 100 if said woman is Japanese.....my ex being a classic example! Edited July 28, 2014 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 28, 2014 Share Posted July 28, 2014 They say "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"........times that by a least 100 if said woman is Japanese.....my ex being a classic example! Where did you hide her head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I had a dream I had to carry Aaron Muirhead over a long and unstable wooden bridge with a huge drop into water underneath. With him on my back I hopped across the bridge and when I completed the crossing he gave me high fives and grabbed me in a headlock for the banter. Aaro's my boi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Currently at Hampden for the athletics and my celebrity spot has been Kate and Gerry McCann. Beat that P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Currently at Hampden for the athletics and my celebrity spot has been Kate and Gerry McCann. Beat that P&B. You will never get another chance to ask them where they hid the kid's body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Just found out I've got a job after seven months out of work. Really chuffed! :-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'm conflicted right now. On Friday I've got an interview about a potential internship which I would love to get, the thing is it's me and a good friend I did 4 years at uni with. Now whilst it's obviously a competitive environment, he probably can't go now. So this leads me to the conflict, I felt quite bad because when he told me, I practically punched the air. On the other hand, I feel pretty bad for him not being able to go. That said I'm probably more pleased for myself in this situation!! Knowing my luck, I'll balls it up now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'm conflicted right now. On Friday I've got an interview about a potential internship which I would love to get, the thing is it's me and a good friend I did 4 years at uni with. Now whilst it's obviously a competitive environment, he probably can't go now. So this leads me to the conflict, I felt quite bad because when he told me, I practically punched the air. On the other hand, I feel pretty bad for him not being able to go. That said I'm probably more pleased for myself in this situation!! Knowing my luck, I'll balls it up now! Or, they've told you they can't go in the hope that you lower your guard and make a c**t of it. FINISH HIM! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Or, they've told you they can't go in the hope that you lower your guard and make a c**t of it. FINISH HIM! Pffft don't need to lie to me to make me balls it up. I'm good at that myself!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'd attend and, just in case he does turn up too, let it slip that he's a pool-pooer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'd attend and, just in case he does turn up too, let it slip that he's a pool-pooer. Ohhh it was never a question of if I go or not. I always was going to, it was more me feeling a little bad that he might not make it and how actually I was also really pleased when he told me that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 I'm conflicted right now. On Friday I've got an interview about a potential internship which I would love to get, the thing is it's me and a good friend I did 4 years at uni with. Now whilst it's obviously a competitive environment, he probably can't go now. So this leads me to the conflict, I felt quite bad because when he told me, I practically punched the air. On the other hand, I feel pretty bad for him not being able to go. That said I'm probably more pleased for myself in this situation!! Knowing my luck, I'll balls it up now! Never confuse business with sentiment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 You are only here once. Go for it. His concerns are not your concerns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Currently at Hampden for the athletics and my celebrity spot has been Kate and Gerry McCann. Beat that P&B. were the weans there or where they back in the travelodge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 29, 2014 Share Posted July 29, 2014 Currently at Hampden for the athletics and my celebrity spot has been Kate and Gerry McCann. Beat that P&B. Spit on the cûnts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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