Florentine_Pogen Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Judith Ralston's shirt buttons are under pressure again today. Shocking use of the Queens Engerlish, Sarge. Surely her buttons are under strain, not pressure ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Judith Ralston's shirt buttons are under pressure again today. I wonder if she's a JW ? She has the right 'qualifications' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I wonder if she's a JW ? She has the right 'qualifications' JW? Sorry....it's early! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 JW? Sorry....it's early! Read the back end of the Jehovahs's witnesses thread, all will become clear amigo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Her bra was trying to escape the clutches of those old, wet sock resembling boobs.The boobs you've seen might look like wet socks... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Not the ones I've seen in the flesh. And certainly not ones I've lusted after. Your love for dry old Judith is strong isn't it Serg? Its a 'wid' from me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I'm sure it would be riveting to watch 12 blokes expressionlessly staring into a laptop screen for 20 hours a day Ah, but just think of the meltdowns on eviction night. Someone might even compose a resignation speech. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Its a 'wid' from me And from me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 The Dutch wid.. http://laarzenblog.wordpress.com/2013/12/16/judith-ralston-schotse-tv-presenteert-het-weer-in-prachtige-laarzen-tijdens-bbc-weather-van-7-12-2103/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Went in to daughter's bedroom to get her rubbish bin (dead good at housework, me..) and there on the bottom shelf of her bookshelves were 4 fag packets. 2 x Marlboro Lights, 1 x Chesterfield, 1 x Richmond. I was seriously shocked, mainly due to the fact that I am an ex. 40-a day guy (only stopped within the last 2-3 years) and the amount of shit she used to give me about smoking....... Anyhoo, adopted the softly, softly approach but quizzed her and she said "Oh, it's only something I do at parties, I don't smoke every day..." What can you do, eh ? Really hope she drops it before she gets hooked. as somebody who was 17 not so long ago , I can confidently confirm she is lying 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Judith looks the 'feisty' type, I reckon she'd like to be on top, in charge and probably wearing a strap on Probably still wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Doesn't our Judith like the ladies also? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Doesn't our Judith like the ladies also? If it's 'also' then its not a problem if it's exclusively then that would make me a very sad panda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 And from me Looks a bit damp there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rambunctious Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 There's a guy at my work who's name is Cy. It's pronounced like 'Si', but it's not even short for anything (like Cymon). When I first saw it written down I was sure it was some sort of typo or maybe he was foreign or something, but no, that's his name. It must cause him some amount of hassle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Usually short for Cyrus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Just been asked by an american tourist where Dalkeith is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Don't tell them. There are enough of them here already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Just been asked by an american tourist where Dalkeith is. Genuine question. Is this supposed to be surprising, or unusual? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Just been asked by an american tourist where Dalkeith is. Invasion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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