Smurph Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I'm working night shift tonight an started at half nine, but my boss text me asking if I could come in at 6pm to help out since they were short staffed. Got paid a few more hours and I got to see Dara O'Brien perform for a bit. He's taller than you'd think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Toying with asking the waitress out for a drink later......fcuk it! #yolo! Was he up for it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I'm working night shift tonight an started at half nine, but my boss text me asking if I could come in at 6pm to help out since they were short staffed. Got paid a few more hours and I got to see Dara O'Brien perform for a bit. He's taller than you'd think. I'm going to think smaller in future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I'm working night shift tonight an started at half nine, but my boss text me asking if I could come in at 6pm to help out since they were short staffed. Got paid a few more hours and I got to see Dara O'Brien perform for a bit. He's taller than you'd think. Did he say anything funny? Quite genial, but can't remember him making me laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Oh yes, strong drink was taken. Unusually, I made a profit from a Merlot-fueled session. Glad to have brightened your morning, chaps. Still can't see the attraction of baseball, mind... Made a wee profit too through the whisky blur in my case. Thanks for introducing me to Yankee rounders! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Toying with asking the waitress out for a drink later......fcuk it! #yolo! What happened with the nurse, not saying you shouldn't, but wtf? I'm going to have to get myself a boat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Was he up for it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 What happened with the nurse, not saying you shouldn't, but wtf? I'm going to have to get myself a boat. Funny one that......she's a bit hot & cold with me so don't really know where I stand with her..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Funny one that......she's a bit hot & cold with me so don't really know where I stand with her..... Did you take her temperature? nudge, nudge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Funny one that......she's a bit hot & cold with me so don't really know where I stand with her..... Your doing it wrong if your both standing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Funny one that......she's a bit hot & cold with me so don't really know where I stand with her..... If she's hot and cold I reckon you're sticking your thermometer in the wrong place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Once the plumbing's done I have collect & assemble the kitchen units for the Joiner starting on Monday! By all accounts if you fancy coming round to help out feel free! Judging by the job I did yesterday, I wouldn't trust me to wipe your arse after the bathroom's finished 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 There's a ned kicking around Dunfermline bus station who has decided it's hot enough to take off his top and show off his skinny wee torso. He's wearing trackies that are pulled up quite high as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Was he up for it? Surely for SJC it would be a he/she I thought 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia' when he called her 'the waitress'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 There's a ned kicking around Dunfermline bus station who has decided it's hot enough to take off his top and show off his skinny wee torso. He's wearing trackies that are pulled up quite high as well. Pics or it didn't happen IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Put your top back on and adjust your trackies to a socially acceptable height you skinny wee fanny. Make me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Pics or it didn't happen IMO I was too busy masturbating 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Top tip: Don't connect a live sewage pipe/tank with a stinking hangover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Fixed - Makes for better reading that way. Either way it was a fcuking awful task! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Due to over indulging in both food and drink this weekend, my arse resembles (I would imagine) the Japanese flag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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