ICTChris Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Still a bad person. Basically Satan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Still a bad person. Basically Satan.Am guessing you are in trouble with a lady? Did you leave the seat up? Shag her sister? She found a crusty sock under your side of the bed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Still a bad person. Basically Satan. Found you under the bed, wearing her socks and shagging her crusty sister's seat? Sakes man, curious minds n'aw rat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 In the past few weeks I have caught and safely released loads of large spiders taking great care not to harm them. At about 4 this morning, a huge one of them was making a high speed beeline for my brand new £800 puppy and at that point my caring side went straight oot the window. It was ruthlessly dispatched with a swift size 9. Don't know if it could have hurt the puppy but I was taking no chances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 In the past few weeks I have caught and safely released loads of large spiders taking great care not to harm them. At about 4 this morning, a huge one of them was making a high speed beeline for my brand new £800 puppy and at that point my caring side went straight oot the window. It was ruthlessly dispatched with a swift size 9. Don't know if it could have hurt the puppy but I was taking no chances. Are any spiders over there dangerous? My Gran used to squash them with her thumb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 There are a couple that can give a fair nip but none that are fatal to humans. I don't know just how much damage they can do to pets though hence the reason that I was taking no chances when it came to a 5" high, 1.2kg puppy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Decided to stick some sugar in my tea because I am utter filth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Decided to stick some sugar in my tea because I am utter filth. Huh...never knew "sugar" was slang for spunk in Ayrshire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Big savings to be had at Homebase.. 1411479998907.jpg At least it's actually less. Amazing how often price increases can be put out as markdowns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 And you can keep that penny saved in your pocket for good luck as you can literally buy f**k-all with it. Chip in with 99 mates and buy the naming rights to a football stadium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 The wife's been receiving occasional hateful messages through sites like Facebook for the past year or two - gloating when relatives or pets die, that kind of thing. Nothing too exciting, just the typical trolling stuff you get with social media if you're daft enough to accept requests from people you don't know. However, I just got an anonymous email from the same person, and it's obviously the work of an ex-girlfriend that I haven't seen or heard from in fifteen years Not sure whether to be flattered that I left such an impression, or sad that she's in such a bad place that she spends her Friday nights bitterly attacking people from her past 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 The wife's been receiving occasional hateful messages through sites like Facebook for the past year or two - gloating when relatives or pets die, that kind of thing. Nothing too exciting, just the typical trolling stuff you get with social media if you're daft enough to accept requests from people you don't know. However, I just got an anonymous email from the same person, and it's obviously the work of an ex-girlfriend that I haven't seen or heard from in fifteen years Not sure whether to be flattered that I left such an impression, or sad that she's in such a bad place that she spends her Friday nights bitterly attacking people from her past Bit of both I think. She's probably a better person than I am FWIW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 She's probably a better person than I am FWIW. Are you ever going to tell us? You know what a compassionate, supportive bunch we are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Huh...never knew "sugar" was slang for spunk in Ayrshire. Wait til he finds out the t-spoon's been up his mates arse....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Still a bad person. Basically Satan. Did you accidentally put the cat in the micro ? Invite the local minister round for tea and offer him a piece of 'chocolate cake' which was in fact made with your own faeces ? Some bairns kicked their ball into your garden and you put a knife through it ? Did you accidentally, whilst very, very drunk, invite the local charity shop into your home and ask them to empty out your wife's wardrobe ? Were you caught 'in flagrante delicto' with the babysitter / sister-in-law / mother-in-law / brother-in-law ? We need to know. You betcha............... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I set up a fake Facebook account of some burd and sent abusive messages to her ex-partners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I did the wardrobe one. Took the wrong clothes to cash for clothes during our recent house move. I got about £15.00 for a selection of her best clothes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I set up a fake Facebook account of some burd and sent abusive messages to her ex-partners. Has she just dumped you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 A line forms at the nations pet shops. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29324575 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 My regression back to being a spotty teenager is almost complete. I just subscribed to 2000AD and the Judge Dredd Megazine. It's basically 1992 again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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