Florentine_Pogen Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Still a bad person. Basically Satan. Did you accidentally put the cat in the micro ? Invite the local minister round for tea and offer him a piece of 'chocolate cake' which was in fact made with your own faeces ? Some bairns kicked their ball into your garden and you put a knife through it ? Did you accidentally, whilst very, very drunk, invite the local charity shop into your home and ask them to empty out your wife's wardrobe ? Were you caught 'in flagrante delicto' with the babysitter / sister-in-law / mother-in-law / brother-in-law ? We need to know. You betcha............... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I set up a fake Facebook account of some burd and sent abusive messages to her ex-partners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I did the wardrobe one. Took the wrong clothes to cash for clothes during our recent house move. I got about £15.00 for a selection of her best clothes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I set up a fake Facebook account of some burd and sent abusive messages to her ex-partners. Has she just dumped you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 A line forms at the nations pet shops. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29324575 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 My regression back to being a spotty teenager is almost complete. I just subscribed to 2000AD and the Judge Dredd Megazine. It's basically 1992 again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Wait til he finds out the t-spoon's been up his mates arse....... I'll just be steering clear of the hot chocolate then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I set up a fake Facebook account of some burd and sent abusive messages to her ex-partners. Are you, Chris, actually my ex? If so, can I have my ring back please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 My avatar in posts shows my previous pic of Asa Akira......I don't mind that though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I set up a fake Facebook account of some burd and sent abusive messages to her ex-partners. Didn't someone on here set up a fake facebook account and had P&Ber's add "her" to catch out some guy who stole his wallet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Are you, Chris, actually my ex? If so, can I have my ring back please? That ring was destroyed a long time ago..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Didn't someone on here set up a fake facebook account and had P&Ber's add "her" to catch out some guy who stole his wallet? WTF? Who?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Wait til he finds out the t-spoon's been up his mates arse....... Always worth assuming in a work situation. I had a boss once who brushed his teeth once per hour, and kept his toothbrush next to the sink in the work toilets. Bless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 That ring was destroyed a long time ago..... Aye, I ken that. How about the one on your finger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 WTF? Who?! It was years ago, I just remember a lot of P&Ber's added this fake account and posted stuff on "her" feed to make the profile credible before "accidentally" adding this guy who pinched his wallet and used his credit card to order take aways. Managed to lure the guy to George Square expecting to meet some young blonde thing, before posting and tagging him in a naked picture he had sent to this fake profile so everyone on this guys feed would see it Scenes commenced 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 My regression back to being a spotty teenager is almost complete. I just subscribed to 2000AD and the Judge Dredd Megazine. It's basically 1992 again. Sounds like a quality move to me. Do they still do Slaine? I don't think any of the magazines I read in 1992 still exist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Aye, I ken that. How about the one on your finger? You were never my type Dave.....sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 It was years ago, I just remember a lot of P&Ber's added this fake account and posted stuff on "her" feed to make the profile credible before "accidentally" adding this guy who pinched his wallet and used his credit card to order take aways. Managed to lure the guy to George Square expecting to meet some young blonde thing, before posting and tagging him in a naked picture he had sent to this fake profile so everyone on this guys feed would see it Scenes commenced Pics/links or GTF! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 My avatar in posts shows my previous pic of Asa Akira......I don't mind that though Must admit I've been missing her. Guess I'll have to spend the rest of the evening looking for her on Google *sigh* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I think Razzle may still be on the go. You "think" eh Mozza?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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