Guest Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 (edited) Happy Birthday Rory you handsome b*****d. Thanks huni. So, so young. They say you're only as old as you feel Raidernation. I feel about 24 years, 364.75 days old tbh so no complaints. ETA: Thanks sjc. Yeah you're probably right, I'll be on here bemoaning the terrible banter of the youngsters before we know it. Edited October 24, 2014 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 No longer early 20's mate......the years start flying in from here I'm afraid! Have a great Birthday though :-) ^^^^^^^ Middle-aged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Going to be honest, I thought you were about 21. Which moisturiser do you use? Fanny batter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 At 42 I've given up any hope of playing for Scotland. My Grandad was from South London so I'm considering letting my second choice know of my availability 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 Fanny batter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 I've made my decision & fully believe I've earned the right to choose when I want to retire from International football. I of course wish Gordon & the Scotland National football team all the best for the future. I can only hope that the rest of P&B will join me in restating our commitment to the national side, and that we will make ourselves available until we are no longer required. Honestly, we'll be recalling Lee McCulloch at this rate. There's a Euros to be qualifying for, people! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Ready and willing, and so is my Oncologist! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 By 5.01am this coming morning I'll have been alive for a quarter of a century. Here's to another 25. #yolo Happy birthday, but...just another 25? Don't fancy the inevitable drift into infirmity and rubber pants? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 It's got that Rory89 as 25 today on the today's birthdays bit. Wow, that's wild. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Happy birthday, but...just another 25? Don't fancy the inevitable drift into infirmity and rubber pants? Thanks. Aye well we'll see. Hibs goalkeepers have knocked at least 10 years off. It's got that Rory89 as 25 today on the today's birthdays bit. Wow, that's wild. I mainly just use that as my dotting account these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Cold and windy today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Lassie in Scotmid told me that the local Tesco has lost around 500 baskets since they started charging 5p for bags - folk are using the baskets to carry their shopping to their cars, then fucking off with them! Story could be a wind-up, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Lassie in Scotmid told me that the local Tesco has lost around 500 baskets since they started charging 5p for bags - folk are using the baskets to carry their shopping to their cars, then fucking off with them! Story could be a wind-up, of course. It's true, P C Loony is on the basket case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I'm a big fan of the hit film - The Room starring Tommy Wiseau. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Cold and windy today Welcome to my world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Lassie in Scotmid. I wish I'd known. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 I wish I'd known. Better looking than the lassie that served me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 OK, so which P&Ber was this? Dundee Police search for man seen nude near Ninewells 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 OK, so which P&Ber was this? Dundee Police search for man seen nude near Ninewells My money is on Granny D. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 25, 2014 Share Posted October 25, 2014 Biggie IMO It could be both, they may have been copying the two gents from Dumfries, one of them is still tied to a gate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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