Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 That c**t gives me the boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 That c**t gives me the boak. ALL Politicians give me the boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 That c**t gives me the boak. Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 As would Hosie according to that pic The look on his pus gives the game away, swallow or spit Nikki. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BFTD Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 The look on his pus gives the game away, swallow or spit Nikki. Oh, I'm thinking that Wee Nic is on the receiving end nowadays. Good for her. Hopefully Ruthie can recommend some good pegging equipment for getting tore into these p***ks' arses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Double lolz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Double lolz You see so many of these that they all start to merge together in your mind, but that's pretty special 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Just back from doing the shopping, and some mink has taken a shite on next door's step overnight. Which leads nicely into... Fancied a microwave breakfast for some reason, so I just nuked it. Beans, sausage, hash browns, bacon; all hotter than lava. Scrambled egg? Frozen. How is this possible? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Today is my Birthday, everyone should greenie this post and wish me happy birthday and generally tell me how great I am. -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Today is my Birthday, everyone should greenie this post and wish me happy birthday and generally tell me how great I am. Yer maw wishes she'd never had ye. Is that the kind of thing you were looking for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Just stand on the step, pull your drawers down and lay a cable. Simple stuff I would imagine. They had their arse pressed against the door when they did it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Yer maw wishes she'd never had ye. Pretty much what I expected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Pretty much what I expected. On the plus side she'll be shot of you one day sooner today than yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 On the plus side she'll be shot of you one day sooner today than yesterday. You've gone too far... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Pretty much what I expected. I never give out Helens either, so feel special. Happy Birthday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 That's what yer maw said. Will you stop pumping my wife and my maw? Please.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Christ, I wouldn't even pay that for use of a time machine and a ticket for early Black Sabbath If you go back to 1970 for the Paranoid tour and put a tenner on Gay Trip at 15/1 for the Grand National then the trip pays for itself and you've got some beer money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POCngEpkOLI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Having roast beef for dinner Thinking about getting a ps4 tomorrow, need a new tv also Someone has won the lottery? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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