sjc Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 since you posted these on the "things you want to share" thread, what time will we pop round? Is there a dress code? Arrive at 7pm for 7.30pm service. Dress code: top hat and tails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Arrive at 7pm for 7.30pm service. Dress code: top hat and tails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Arrive at 7pm for 7.30pm service. Dress code: top hat and tails. Is there going a bowl/keys situation happening afterwards? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Got a first aid course 9 till 5 tomorrow but I'm an idiot who's fucked my sleeping pattern so guess I'm doing an all nighter first FUCKING BRILLIANT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 f**k didn't actually realise the time guess thats today not tomorrow then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Been up all night wanking with a raging headache, again. Bollocks to it, me and the cat are having some bacon. How the hell does a sleeping cat tell the difference between a packet of bacon being opened and anything else anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Worth bearing in mind when you read something outrageous about a part of the world you've never heard of: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30773297 Utter shite. Birmingham, a beautiful city, indeed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Belly of pork......done 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Is there going a bowl/keys situation happening afterwards? No! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 This weather is a b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) This weather is a b*****dThat's very nice to hear since I'll be in Perth all day once i get out my bed! Edited January 12, 2015 by Widge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 It's 3am and as I sit bolt awake in bed with a healthy dose of the fear (got pished in the afternoon and fell asleep about 8 - woke up at 1.30 and can't get back to sleep now), being cheered up by the thought of a sign that used to be at the roundabout in the industrial estate in Cambuslang. It said 'WASPS - £25' and had a mobile number on it. Not 'wasp removal' or 'wasps destroyed', just 'WASPS - £25.' Was always tempted to phone the number to see if it was actually to buy some wasps. Wee guy turns up with a fucking angry sounding brown paper bag in his hand, chucks it in your hall and runs away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 This weather is a b*****d It's a wee bit of wind and rain. Hardly anything to cry about. Man up and leave moaning about the (apparently always surprising) weather to old c***s waiting on a bus/on the bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 It's a wee bit of wind and rain. Hardly anything to cry about. Man up and leave moaning about the (apparently always surprising) weather to old c***s waiting on a bus/on the bus. Being a Moany c**t is all I have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 It's 3am and as I sit bolt awake in bed with a healthy dose of the fear (got pished in the afternoon and fell asleep about 8 - woke up at 1.30 and can't get back to sleep now), being cheered up by the thought of a sign that used to be at the roundabout in the industrial estate in Cambuslang. It said 'WASPS - £25' and had a mobile number on it. Not 'wasp removal' or 'wasps destroyed', just 'WASPS - £25.' Was always tempted to phone the number to see if it was actually to buy some wasps. Wee guy turns up with a fucking angry sounding brown paper bag in his hand, chucks it in your hall and runs away.I did that, it's a con, they are £25.00 each. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Sitting in the Morrisons in Perth. I've noticed the only people in the cafe are either really old or really young, as in grand kids. Surely that's not what awaits me when I retire in many years?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I did that, it's a con, they are £25.00 each. You got stung. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Sitting in the Morrisons in Perth. I've noticed the only people in the cafe are either really old or really young, as in grand kids. Surely that's not what awaits me when I retire in many years?? That'll be your highlight of the week, until you start weeing yourself in the corner and get barred. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Heard this on the radio earlier and now can't help but think of the guy in the spoiler when I hear the first three seconds of it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9HPxT1E7VQ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I had my first shave for over three weeks, by far the longest that I had no shaved in my adult life. The bearded look might suit some folk but I'm not one of them. I looked pretty scruffy tbh. In later years I may become a tramp and the look would suit me well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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