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Sitting in the Morrisons in Perth. I've noticed the only people in the cafe are either really old or really young, as in grand kids. Surely that's not what awaits me when I retire in many years??

My brother has to do a lot of nipping about between gigs during his working day, and is always on the look out for a cuppa and a roll, so he nipped into Morrison's café for a coffee and an egg banjo.

"We've nae eggs" says the lassie.

"Can you not just get some eggs from the store?" says bruv.

"We dinnae get our eggs fae the store!"

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My brother has to do a lot of nipping about between gigs during his working day, and is always on the look out for a cuppa and a roll, so he nipped into Morrison's café for a coffee and an egg banjo.

"We've nae eggs" says the lassie.

"Can you not just get some eggs from the store?" says bruv.

"We dinnae get our eggs fae the store!"

:blink:

Don't see why they couldn't. If it's good enough for Dominos...

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/domino-pizza-staff-caught-buying-3790563

I love the outrage. How much do they think Dominos spend on their own wedges? :P

Best is when you go to somewhere like KFC and they tell you they've no chicken. Why the hell are you open then? :1eye

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Don't see why they couldn't. If it's good enough for Dominos...

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/domino-pizza-staff-caught-buying-3790563

I love the outrage. How much do they think Dominos spend on their own wedges? :P

Best is when you go to somewhere like KFC and they tell you they've no chicken. Why the hell are you open then? :1eye

:lol: Cheeky b*****ds, mind - 59p from Aldi.

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Some scumbag stole my wallet. Hope the c**t catches ebola. :angry:

I'm picturing yon vaulting laddie from the King Kong remake swooping down onto your boat, and away into the night while you were sleeping. Anything less will be a disappointment.

Why would they catch Ebola from your wallet anyway...? :unsure:

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:lol: Cheeky b*****ds, mind - 59p from Aldi.

I remember someone posting that Dominos in general don't keep a lot of miscellaneous stock like wedges on the premises, so they run out quite regularly, and it's accepted practice to nip out to the local Lidl/Aldi.

Probably better quality than the ones they buy wholesale anyway :P

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