welshbairn Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) Let's be charitable and say that their handbrake's fucked and it rolled back onto the road. Best I've seen was a car parked completely across the sole entryway to a local car park. Absolutely no way for other cars to get in or out. Never seen a traffic warden look so perplexed. Best I've been told about was at a place I worked at years ago. They had a garage next door and apparently the mechanics used to be b*****ds for parking vehicles across our driveway when they had a backlog. Despite being asked nicely, it kept happening. So, after a particularly stressful day, one of our drivers returned to base to find a car blocking his path. He stomped into the garage, only to be told the car would be moved "when we're ready". Said driver comes back out fuming, and angrily tries to tip the car over! The rest of the staff watch him for a minute before thinking "aye, fair enough", and help him get the job done. Everyone then gets finished up and scarpers quick before the mechanics come out and find their customer's car spinning on its roof in the middle of the street Ooooya!! what happened? Surely they would of went mental? I want to know too. Think Dave might have slightly egged the story for entertainment value, which is fine. Pics or it didn't happen. Edited January 14, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 As I was parking my motor today, I was approached by a stunning blonde. She told me she was desperate and asked if I could help her. I thought I was in there but all she wanted was a set of jump leads to help start her dads car. We got it started and she thanked me very much. She sadly never thanked me in the way I would have liked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I want to know too. Think Dave might have slightly egged the story for entertainment value, which is fine. Pics or it didn't happen. You may be right, but I wasn't there, so I can't say for sure Seems like the central conceit of a car sitting upside down in the street is true, unless everyone was at the wind-up. Again possible. Sadly happened in the pre-cameraphone era, as I'd refuse to believe that someone wouldn't have taken a picture! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 As I was parking my motor today, I was approached by a stunning blonde. She told me she was desperate and asked if I could help her. I thought I was in there but all she wanted was a set of jump leads to help start her dads car. We got it started and she thanked me very much. She sadly never thanked me in the way I would have liked. Not up on your young person's lingo, fella. That was your cue to ask, "How's your father?" and away you go. You'd still have been at it now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I have it on Netflix Got to start small; do a wee bit of what needs done every day and work from there. It all adds up. Alternatively, don't listen to people who are full of advice they're unable to follow themselves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Yeah, different place, more money and permanent. None of this having to re-apply every year shite So did you snatch their arm off, or did you give it the cool, "I'll let you know" bit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 He was charged with concealing the body, after police searched the caravan earlier and failed to locate the corpse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 He was charged with concealing the body, after police searched the caravan earlier and failed to locate the corpse. Lately, I've found myself watching serial killer documentaries on YouTube for tips, and you could have a drinking game about how often the police miss the corpse on the original search of the premises. (under the bath or in the loft seem to be the best places BTW) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Lately, I've found myself watching serial killer documentaries on YouTube for tips, and you could have a drinking game about how often the police miss the corpse on the original search of the premises. (under the bath or in the loft seem to be the best places BTW) Now, now. They have a difficult job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Rather than put the heating on, go outside for 5 mins and come back in to what feels like a toasty home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Rather than put the heating on, go outside for 5 mins and come back in to what feels like a toasty home. This works so well, I just nip onto my balcony then head in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 So did you snatch their arm off, or did you give it the cool, "I'll let you know" bit? Said yes AFTER we discussed money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Rather than put the heating on, go outside for 5 mins and come back in to what feels like a toasty home. Take an unlit candle out with you for added effect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Spent a mind numbingly boring 4 hours in Golden Jubilee Hospital this afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Don't know if it has been mentioned already but did anybody see the article in today's Sun, (yes I know it is a bit marmite), about the beggar that plies his trade around Mayfair in London? It's alright if you don't have any cash on you, he has his own card reader so you can pay him with plastic! Who in their right mind would trust a beggar that takes a card reader about with him? By the way the bugger has had 3 foreign holidays in the past year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Don't be so fucking stupid. You're smarter than that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 A friend of mine came home from work to find her parcel shredded to bits with this explanation: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I bow wow down to our canine overlord. 'In dog we trust' misprint on US sheriff's office rug http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30828694 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Spent a mind numbingly boring 4 hours in Golden Jubilee Hospital this afternoon. U ok ***? xx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 U ok ***? xx Reported 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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