ForzaDundee Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Did he say, "a strong female on a lead"? No. Why a film with a strong female lead by the way? I enjoy them better. Escapism from the patriarchal world of real life maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 No. I enjoy them better. Escapism from the patriarchal world of real life maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 As long as she doesn't scream Supercaleygobalisticcelticareateocious at the point of arrival. That'd probably get me off too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Monster Charlize Theron plays a female serial killer with a fetish for Adidas trainers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I'm finding this video far too funny. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=905721306136641&set=vb.217293018312810&type=2&theater 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Buffy the vampire Slayer the 92 movie. Or to keep the keep Buffy connection, you could always watch cruel intentions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 I'm finding this video far too funny. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=905721306136641&set=vb.217293018312810&type=2&theater We had a couple of (I think) swifts make a nest next to our back door a few years back, and the silly buggers would fly into the house whenever the door was opened. Instead of a mop, I was chasing them around the house with a tea towel. They moved on to pastures new after a few months, then returned last summer for a while and pulled the same trick. Frankly, I was getting to the point of just leaving a window open and letting them do what they wanted, but I didn't they'd survive long with our cats. Going to put a ritzy bird house up a few metres from the door in the hope they get the message upon their inevitable return. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 We had a couple of (I think) swifts make a nest next to our back door a few years back, and the silly buggers would fly into the house whenever the door was opened. Instead of a mop, I was chasing them around the house with a tea towel. They moved on to pastures new after a few months, then returned last summer for a while and pulled the same trick. Frankly, I was getting to the point of just leaving a window open and letting them do what they wanted, but I didn't they'd survive long with our cats. Going to put a ritzy bird house up a few metres from the door in the hope they get the message upon their inevitable return. If it's swifts then maybe try and get a bird's house that resembles a swifts home. You know the ones that look like mud in the corners of houses under the roof? I don't think a swift would nest in a normal bird house with a wee hole in it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 It's the owl's wee raging stare that does it for me. Yep. Especially when he's out the window and he hunches his wee shoulders. I really thought (OK, hoped) there was going to be bloodshed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 We had a couple of (I think) swifts make a nest next to our back door a few years back, and the silly buggers would fly into the house whenever the door was opened. Instead of a mop, I was chasing them around the house with a tea towel. They moved on to pastures new after a few months, then returned last summer for a while and pulled the same trick. Frankly, I was getting to the point of just leaving a window open and letting them do what they wanted, but I didn't they'd survive long with our cats. Going to put a ritzy bird house up a few metres from the door in the hope they get the message upon their inevitable return. Hopefully you were also dressed in the full swift chasing regalia? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 We had a couple of (I think) swifts make a nest next to our back door a few years back, and the silly buggers would fly into the house whenever the door was opened. Instead of a mop, I was chasing them around the house with a tea towel. They moved on to pastures new after a few months, then returned last summer for a while and pulled the same trick. Frankly, I was getting to the point of just leaving a window open and letting them do what they wanted, but I didn't they'd survive long with our cats. Going to put a ritzy bird house up a few metres from the door in the hope they get the message upon their inevitable return. ...and are there any other manifestations of your mental health issues, other than chasing birds around the house with a dish towel? Do the swifts or the cats speak to you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 If it's swifts then maybe try and get a bird's house that resembles a swifts home. You know the ones that look like mud in the corners of houses under the roof? I don't think a swift would nest in a normal bird house with a wee hole in it! That makes sense; they would perch on a old cable that runs along under an overhang, and huddle up in the very corner by the door. As time went on, they gradually plastered bits of shite around their perching area...not very successfully, sadly. Will look into it. Starting to miss them a wee bit, tragically. Hopefully you were also dressed in the full swift chasing regalia? *shudder* I refer you to Prince Edmund's views on Morris Dancing. ...and are there any other manifestations of your mental health issues, other than chasing birds around the house with a dish towel? Do the swifts or the cats speak to you? Cheeky bassa - you know full well that I experience hallucinations! The wife saw them on many occasions, and we don't have shared visions, sadly. And I'm yet to degenerate to auditory hallucinations, but when they start with John Le Mesurier's voice, I'll know who to blame 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Just listened to All about that Bass - Meghan Trainor for about an hour solid whilst driving home and getting changed etc, loving it then I just got pissed off all of a sudden and wondered why fat birds always have to greet about other girls being skinny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Just listened to All about that Bass - Meghan Trainor for about an hour solid whilst driving home and getting changed etc, loving it then I just got pissed off all of a sudden and wondered why fat birds always have to greet about other girls being skinny. Indeed. Then she starts mouthing off about ''skinny bitches''. Maybe some of these so-called ''skinny bitches'' want to put on weight and simply can't manage it, or maybe they have an eating disorder, or maybe they just don't want to be fat. Can Meghan Trainor not write an empowering anthem for fat people without insulting skinnier people at the same time? She's an arsehole IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Indeed. Then she starts mouthing off about ''skinny bitches''. Maybe some of these so-called ''skinny bitches'' want to put on weight and simply can't manage it, or maybe they have an eating disorder, or maybe they just don't want to be fat. Can Meghan Trainor not write an empowering anthem for fat people without insulting skinnier people at the same time? She's an arsehole IMO. Aye totally. She then gives it the I'm just kidding patter (which she isn't) and then tells us that her maw and her have decided that all boys chase girls with junk in the right places and like a little bit more booty to hold at night. Well maybe some do but Lichtie from Arbroath and plenty others definitely don't like girls with 'junk' and big bootys. I prefer shorter skinnier girls with nae junk and smaller bootys thank you very much Meghan/Meghans maw. And yes some girls probably do like being bigger, but don't even pretend you're not bothered about not being slightly thinner, you wrote a fucking song trying to cover it up when realistically you're probably greeting into yer Maltesers every night whilst throwing darts at a sports illustrated calendar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Just listened to All about that Bass - Meghan Trainor for about an hour solid whilst driving home and getting changed etc, loving it then I just got pissed off all of a sudden and wondered why fat birds always have to greet about other girls being skinny. Speaking as someone who was constantly called fat as a kid, even though I wasn't even overweight back then, it's probably because fat lassies spend their entire lives having randoms telling them how fat they are. There are a lot of people out there who'd be lost without the overweight to boost their own self-esteem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Just had my tea (spaghetti bolognese) and about to go to the gym (PureGym) before heading into town (Liverpool) to watch the rugby (Wales vs England) and maybe visit some bars/nightclub (TBA) but first listening to some music (Taylor Swift). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Hope everyone else's Friday night is as good as the one I have planned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 Hope everyone else's Friday night is as good as the one I have planned. Nut. Been playing football for about 3 days solid; utterly shagged. Away to jump in my pyjamas and watch some films in bed. Got work at 10 tomorrow morning also. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 6, 2015 Share Posted February 6, 2015 ^^^trying out his new collection of butt plugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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