1320Lichtie Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 If the reports of "Prince" Harry dating Emma Watson are true I will be livid. Surely not Ginger c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Actually looking forward to Monday and another week teaching. Sad, I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Found it. Obviously an old munter hidden behind a microphone. Not half as amusing as I remembered though. Ah right, I remember now; got the feeling I used to know who she was. I think she came after Master Bates, though. <kennethwilliams.gif> I always loved the noise that felt tip made ASMR yourself senseless, sunshine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 12 ratings used to mean that there was 1 use of the word "f**k" in them as far as I can remember. That was (is?) the stupid rule that the MPAA came up with for PG-13 certificates in the States. The BBFC might be a bunch of spare p***ks, but I don't think you can pin that one on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I used to prefer the dubbed versions. You bunch of motherlovers. Ah, the ITV specials, with the News at Ten shoehorned into the middle. Didn't realise at the time that they were all copies of the prints made for American TV. Check out the TV versions of Scarface and The Exorcist, if possible. Fucking hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 The Scarface tv version is indeed hilarious. Best line has to be "Where did ya get that scar tough guy? Eating pussy" but in the tv version pussy is replaced with pineapples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 In the edited version of The Presidio, Sean Connery mouths 'Bushwar' which in the uncut version is 'Bullshit' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I remember Robocop being told he was going to be "one mean mothercrusher!" Another RoboCop classic was "I don't have enough time for this baloney!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Just send one of the Labourers home......he's absolutely shitfaced! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Just send one of the Labourers home......he's absolutely shitfaced! Always fun seeing someone show up to site completely minced. We got to a site at 8 one morning to be greeted by the painter still in last nights clothes, a love bite and a Gregs steak bake. The guy had went out then ended up at an after party. He'd only left it an hour before and got a taxi to the job We found him 2 hours later sleeping in the shed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Always fun seeing someone show up to site completely minced. We got to a site at 8 one morning to be greeted by the painter still in last nights clothes, a love bite and a Gregs steak bake. The guy had went out then ended up at an after party. He'd only left it an hour before and got a taxi to the job We found him 2 hours later sleeping in the shed. I remember going straight from a birds house in Easterhouse to work in Glasgow after a night out in Bonkers many moons ago.....that was a horrific chapter in my life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Pineapples are quite jaggy tbf Where was his scar? And which way was jaggier? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I remember going straight from a birds house in Easterhouse to work in Glasgow after a night out in Bonkers many moons ago.....that was a horrific chapter in my life Bonkers?! Oh sjc, I would have expected better from you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I remember going straight from a birds house in Easterhouse to work in Glasgow after a night out in Bonkers many moons ago.....that was a horrific chapter in my life You're not kidding. Bonkers ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Bonkers?! Oh sjc, I would have expected better from you You're not kidding. Bonkers ffs. I know lads I was 22yo just out of Uni earning good money as a freelance engineer and my mates suggested we meet there after work on the Friday as "happy hour" was 50p a drink from 3pm til 9pm.....I was fcuking howlin'! Vaguely remember the wee bird being all over me on the dancefloor before being packed into a taxi back to her sisters where I pumped her on the couch.........she remains the ugliest bird I've shagged to this day When I came out the house in the morning I though I was in Beirut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I know lads I was 22yo just out of Uni earning good money as a freelance engineer and my mates suggested we meet there after work on the Friday as "happy hour" was 50p a drink from 3pm til 9pm.....I was fcuking howlin'! Vaguely remember the wee bird being all over me on the dancefloor before being packed into a taxi back to her sisters where I pumped her on the couch.........she remains the ugliest bird I've shagged to this day When I came out the house in the morning I though I was in Beirut. Mate, we've all shagged a rotter and ended up in some schemy hellhole. That's fine. That's expected. Bonkers FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Mate, we've all shagged a rotter and ended up in some schemy hellhole. That's fine. That's expected. Bonkers FFS. I know mate Soz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I know lads I was 22yo just out of Uni earning good money as a freelance engineer and my mates suggested we meet there after work on the Friday as "happy hour" was 50p a drink from 3pm til 9pm.....I was fcuking howlin'! Vaguely remember the wee bird being all over me on the dancefloor before being packed into a taxi back to her sisters where I pumped her on the couch.........she remains the ugliest bird I've shagged to this day When I came out the house in the morning I though I was in Beirut. We have all been there, waking up in various undesirables area with undesirable women. I'm surprised they let you in Bonkers at 22, bit old for that crowd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Just found out that 2 of my mates have deposits for mortgages and are away to buy places. I have no savings and can't afford anything like that and won't be able too for a while. Can't help but think I've fucked up somewhere in life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Just found out that 2 of my mates have deposits for mortgages and are away to buy places. I have no savings and can't afford anything like that and won't be able too for a while. Can't help but think I've fucked up somewhere in life. You're only 23yo mate......enjoy the freedom whilst you can. The Bank fcuking owns me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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