BFTD Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 This is puerile and childish and I laughed like a schoolboy. http://news.distractify.com/avericlements/that-was-not-a-fart/?ts_pid=2 25 Objects That Have Just Sharted. Greenie for finding me a new site to avoid work with. Some entertaining stuff on there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I scarpered sharpish when I saw you this time. Not making that mistake again. Completely understandable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 "Sit doon afore ye get hurt ya silly auld basturt!" was a good enough shout to steer you clear of harm then? was a bad time for my hearing aid battery to die tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 What?3W, it's just a wee one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Your electric this morning RM! Yes I'm currently fine,In fact I feel like Im at full capacity thanks to a nice breakfast of French toast here at ohm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 The tweet that has gone viral from the boy who had 'renewed his contract at asda' is a very good friend of mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 The tweet that has gone viral from the boy who had 'renewed his contract at asda' is a very good friend of mine. What tweet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 What's the weather like? Wooly jumpers for the evenings or should a nice frock do it? It's nice in the sun mate but the wind can be quite cold at times. Lovely place though.....I hired a car which although handy it took me 4 hours to find Sliema from the airport partly due to my lack of direction but mainly due to Malta not really doing road signs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 What tweet? Just looked it up there. Pretty funny tbh! http://www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/students-hilarious-asda-contract-signing-5256836 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Yes I'm currently fine, In fact I feel like Im at full capacity thanks to a nice breakfast of French toast here at ohm. Ooft. A pun so subtle that currently no-one's bitten. Unless there's just resistance to 'leccy references? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Yes I'm currently fine, In fact I feel like Im at full capacity thanks to a nice breakfast of French toast here at ohm. Ooft. A pun so subtle that currently no-one's bitten. Unless there's just resistance to 'leccy references? Shocking stuff, please try to be more positive.. Oh BTW, I hope the toast was served on a plate..? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Is your capacitance for French toast filled? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 It's nice in the sun mate but the wind can be quite cold at times. Lovely place though.....I hired a car which although handy it took me 4 hours to find Sliema from the airport partly due to my lack of direction but mainly due to Malta not really doing road signs! Fk me, you could have walked it in half that. If one of your ladyboys was giving directions she's taken her gender reassignment too far! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Disney's 50 Shades of Grey. http://www.myfascinating.com/50-shades-of-disney/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Disney's 50 Shades of Grey. http://www.myfascinating.com/50-shades-of-disney/ No Lilo & Stitch, thankfully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Oh BTW, I hope the toast was served on a plate..?Negative.(I had filled the dishwasher and didn't want to dirty more plates so used kitchen roll ) Is your capacitance for French toast filled?between that and the coffee I'm charged up and wired to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I won £10 today on the Local Hospice Lottery. GIRUY! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Getting a call about getting an interview for a new job, with my mate in the at who was told he failed the same interview. A tad awkward, but bugger it, it's a great opportunity by the sounds of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 And people here complain when Celtic fans let off a flare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 (edited) Just finished wallpapering my upstairs office in anticipation of fitted furniture being installed as a "well done on getting better" present from Mrs WRK. Ran out of paper with one fucking drop to go, so an extra trip to B&Q required. Still, sorted now, and just the floor to do. Oh, and a kid-proof lock.... ETA,: No idea what's happened with the font there... Edited March 2, 2015 by WhiteRoseKillie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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