Romeo Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 What's the wife doing? She is suffering a massive hangover, so you'll just have keep your mits to yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 The ref in the Arabs v Tic game having a mare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I finally took down my 2014 World Cup fixture poster and last years calendar too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Aye Spending time with ladyboys might sound like fun children, but do you really want to end up with sjc's dilated and dribbly arse? Just say no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 (edited) Spending time with ladyboys might sound like fun children, but do you really want to end up with sjc's dilated and dribbly arse? Just say no.Similar symptoms I'd guess but even that would be preferable to having to get checked out for bowel &/or lower intestinal cancer. Edited March 8, 2015 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Similar symptoms I'd guess but even that would be preferable to having to get checked out for bowel &/or lower intestinal cancer. Been there, pal. Stressful process and some uncomfortable tests, but necessary. Best of luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 some of their videos are quality tbf. No they're not. Made by thicko's, for thicko's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 No they're not. Made by thicko's, for thicko's. You love them then aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Wish I had one mate.....mine is leaking like fcuk these days Shart problems? They're murder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Similar symptoms I'd guess but even that would be preferable to having to get checked out for bowel &/or lower intestinal cancer. Ach, when you get to my age these check ups are all part of holding one's disintegrating dignity together. Just about. My doctor's a nice woman with a good line in dry humour, which helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Getting there myself. Apparently I have to have a colonoscopy and a bladder exam (camera up the jap's eye) due to a combination of age, and that I'm, apparently, a bladder cancer risk. Oh, and I have to pay for the "pleasure"! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Similar symptoms I'd guess but even that would be preferable to having to get checked out for bowel &/or lower intestinal cancer. Hope you're okay mate! I'm still getting tested to see if i have anything wrong with my bowel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Getting there myself. Apparently I have to have a colonoscopy and a bladder exam ( camera up the jap's eye ) due to a combination of age, and that I'm, apparently, a bladder cancer risk. Oh, and I have to pay for the "pleasure"! f**k. That. For a laugh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Getting there myself. Apparently I have to have a colonoscopy and a bladder exam (camera up the jap's eye) due to a combination of age, and that I'm, apparently, a bladder cancer risk. Oh, and I have to pay for the "pleasure"! My mum had a colonoscopy last year but rather than say to the doctor "I can still feel things with the anaesthetic" she thought "ach, it'll be fine". BIG mistake. 'Would rather give three births back to back apparently rather than feel a cable push up your arse along the inside of every bit of surprisingly long intestine' was the general message I got. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Getting there myself. Apparently I have to have a colonoscopy and a bladder exam (camera up the jap's eye) due to a combination of age, and that I'm, apparently, a bladder cancer risk. Oh, and I have to pay for the "pleasure"! As long as it's not a box brownie you'll be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 If this is genuine it could lead to an increase in the percentage of males dying from suffocation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Serious business. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/mar/08/dog-world-asks-whodunnit-over-death-of-irish-setter-after-crufts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 (edited) Ambling around the supermarket today, I was struck by how the muzak was louder than I've heard it before. And it was Latin themed, which makes a change from the insipid soft rock they normally play. It wasn't until I was at the check-out that I noticed my phone had switched on Pandora and chosen a station I've never listened to in my life. Yep, my bum-pocket was serenading the whole store with salsa music. What was curious is that I didn't receive any more strange looks than usual. Edited March 8, 2015 by Shotgun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Been there, pal. Stressful process and some uncomfortable tests, but necessary. Best of luck. Hope you're ok fella. Ach, when you get to my age these check ups are all part of holding one's disintegrating dignity together. Just about. My doctor's a nice woman with a good line in dry humour, which helps. Hope you're okay mate! I'm still getting tested to see if i have anything wrong with my bowel. Cheers guys. I'll be alright 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Serious business. http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/mar/08/dog-world-asks-whodunnit-over-death-of-irish-setter-after-crufts Police are following several leads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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