jagfox Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Scored what can only be described as a 'f**king beaut' at fives tonight. Think I will text some of the boys who played and go on about it a little more just to be annoying. Was that beaut a goal or a sneakily flung piece of faecal matter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Buying a new car. Going from a 1.6 Golf to a 1.8 BMW. I'm 23. Been with the AA for 3 years, they tell me they're reluctant to insure me because of my age and the make of car, and then say it'll £109 a month. Phone Tesco. £44 a month. Thats less than I pay for my Golf with the AA. I love things like that. I was looking at the new Polo Gti and for a car that's probably quicker than all but a Fiesta ST in the price range, my insurance would only have been £350ish and I'm 22. Mental really once you have a clean licence for a few years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I get my insurance discounted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Early Scottish rap battle: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flyting_of_Dumbar_and_Kennedie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I have just been out on the town in Manchester with a couple of press photographers who got a phone call telling them Ryan Giggs was pished in a pub round the corner. They asked me to go with them but I declined the offer, being the respectful c**t I am and all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I have just been out on the town in Manchester with a couple of press photographers who got a phone call telling them Ryan Giggs was pished in a pub round the corner. They asked me to go with them but I declined the offer, being the respectful c**t I am and all that. Pics or gtf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I love things like that. I was looking at the new Polo Gti and for a car that's probably quicker than all but a Fiesta ST in the price range, my insurance would only have been £350ish and I'm 22. Mental really once you have a clean licence for a few years. It makes you feel like a God. More powerful, more expensive car? Why yes, I'll pay you less money to run it no problem at all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I have just been out on the town in Manchester with a couple of press photographers who got a phone call telling them Ryan Giggs was pished in a pub round the corner. They asked me to go with them but I declined the offer, being the respectful c**t I am and all that. So you're sitting in the pub yourself on P&B? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 (edited) So you're sitting in the pub yourself on P&B?No. I'm back in the hotel with my missus who is watching some mad programme while I surf the web. Thanks for the concern though. Eta: She just went for a shite and asked me to order an in-house pizza while she dropped the browns off at the pool. Unfortunately there is no phone in the room - do you know what I should do in this situation Enrico Annoni? Edited March 18, 2015 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 No. I'm back in the hotel with my missus who is watching some mad programme while I surf the web. Thanks for the concern though. Eta: She just went for a shite and asked me to order an in-house pizza while she dropped the browns off at the pool. Unfortunately there is no phone in the room - do you know what I should do in this situation Enrico Annoni? Are you in Worsley? Giggsy lives near there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Na, Blackfriars Street...he's out on the town. The guy got a second phonecall saying he's sat blitzed in the corner himself. The boys told me some mad storys. Can't say I'm sympathetic to their plight tbh. Nothing quite as mad as the woman of an anorexic on the telly saying she'd found bags of vomit in her daughter's drawers right enough. Lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Na, Blackfriars Street...he's out on the town. The guy got a second phonecall saying he's sat blitzed in the corner himself. The boys told me some mad storys. Can't say I'm sympathetic to their plight tbh. Nothing quite as mad as the woman of an anorexic on the telly saying she'd found bags of vomit in her daughter's drawers right enough. Lovely. Get out on it with Giggsy mate.....Manchester is a great place! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Get out on it with Giggsy mate.....Manchester is a great place! Should've got a couple of pics for the lolz. Dee Woman has an important interview in the morning though so have to be super serious. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Should've got a couple of pics for the lolz. Dee Woman has an important interview in the morning though so have to be super serious. Thank you. Good luck with the emigration interview. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Good luck with the emigration interview. Cheers man. It's just the missus that's got the interview as it's her that's getting sponsored. I fear she might deliberately screw up the interview to get back at me for not telling her breakfast was included with the hotel. "Thanks a lot, I'm starving ya dick" was her parting shot this morning. Charming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I just passed my driving test, first time. Very pleasing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I just passed my driving test, first time. Very pleasing. Nice one, kiddo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Nice one, kiddo. Well done. Only way to celebrate is a piss up, then get banned tomorrow. Cheers gentlemen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I just passed my driving test, first time. Very pleasing. Congratulations 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 I'm sitting in a Starbucks for the first time and a junkie has just walked in, nicked a fruit salad then fucked off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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