Dee Man Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 I hope you were thirteen fifteen years ago. Wot? Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Got arseholed last night, and apparently strolled into my mums at 7 o'clock this morning. Not lived at home for nearly 10 years, but I still manage to pinpoint my old room like a fucking homing beacon. Missed my bus to Hampden, games getting watched in the pub instead! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Because taking kemagra is a fucking minter. Na, you've definitely lost me now. Taking a viagra alternative at the pub when it's just came out is a minter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Why did you want or need an erection at the pub?? Exactly this. Minter indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Why did you want or need an erection at the pub?? Christ sake. Me and my mate were with a couple of ladies and he gave me it telling me that I'd get a buzz off it and I wouldn't be suffering from brewers droop in the event we got lucky. Do you and Rovers Mad think that if you take a viagra you get an instant hard on and are landed with it for the night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 oh dear. You've still not explained why it's a minter. I've got all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 See that James Bond? There isn't one James Bond. He's a spy for goodness sake. It's a code name. There's been loads of James Bonds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 See that James Bond? There isn't one James Bond. He's a spy for goodness sake. It's a code name. There's been loads of James Bonds. It's not a code name, his parents were Bonds also. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Elba would make a cracking Bond. Looks like Sir Shag Extra's comments weren't related to Elba (or black people), so probably not a racist, for what it's worth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 (edited) It's not a code name, his parents were Bonds also. It wouldn't be safe for them all to keep their real names when "James" is a big time spy. They had to change their identities, like witness protection. Edited March 29, 2015 by Mrs M 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Why did you want or need an erection at the pub?? There was nowhere to hang his jaicket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 It's a minter because erm.. It's embarrassing tanning erection pills. Never mind basic placebo pills. It's never 'just come out' fifteen years ago either btw, but if you want to use that as justification for swallowing beside your mate in a pub, you go right ahead. Shut the f**k up. If you've never pumped a bird on a viagra and ecto combo you've never lived. Anyway, I'm away to shoot up a gram of Kamagra and watch the Spongebob movie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Anyway, I'm away to shoot up a gram of Kamagra and watch the Spongebob movie. ^^^ BEAST 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 See that James Bond? There isn't one James Bond. He's a spy for goodness sake. It's a code name. There's been loads of James Bonds. He isn't even a good spy, everyone knows who he is and what he does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 He isn't even a good spy, everyone knows who he is and what he does. Doesn't even count as a spy, surely. He acts as if the bad guys are complete imbeciles and he's bulletproof. Either that or he just kens he's the hero in a movie, which might make watching them a bit more amusing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 He could kick the crap out of George Smiley. Probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Kemagra and viagra are two different things, mate. I'll give you a wee clue, they're made from totally different compounds. You're going off on an irrelevant tangent here. If I wanted the chemical structure of it I'd have asked. The point is they're both hardon drugs. If you're going to come off as as a self appointed expert on Kamagra, the least you could do is spell it right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 You're going off on an irrelevant tangent here. If I wanted the chemical structure of it I'd have asked. The point is they're both hardon drugs. If you're going to come off as as a self appointed expert on Kamagra, the least you could do is spell it right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Unbelievable shite debate on shite drugs, Jeff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Minter. You're not wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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