Widge Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I've come to the conclusion that Kate Upton has the body shape of a blob based on those TV adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I've come to the conclusion that Kate Upton has the body shape of a blob based on those TV adverts. Heads gone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I've come to the conclusion that Kate Upton has the body shape of a blob based on those TV adverts. This lassie, aye? You've left me in the unusual position in these circumstances of saying NOPENOPENOPE. You're clearly mad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Heads gone ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1431026780.330510.jpg I'd buy that for a dollar! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Sure she's got big tits, but that's it. No real body definition at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 There's something wrong with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Sure she's got big tits, but that's it. No real body definition at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 There's something wrong with you. I already know that tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Kudos for The Arrested Development gif. Superb show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I've got a 'uniform fitting' for my new job this morning at 9. I've been up all night, not eaten since 6pm and forgot to put my contacts in. They're going to wonder why they hired me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I've got a 'uniform fitting' for my new job this morning at 9. I've been up all night, not eaten since 6pm and forgot to put my contacts in. They're going to wonder why they hired me Who the f**k's given you a job?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Who the f**k's given you a job?! Uniform fitting = security guard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) Uniform fitting = security guard. I'm thinking ASDA. ETA: Nae danger the wee man's a security guard. Though that would be hilarious. Edited May 8, 2015 by Sweet Pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I've got a 'uniform fitting' for my new job this morning at 9. I've been up all night, not eaten since 6pm and forgot to put my contacts in. They're going to wonder why they hired me Haha. Played. Good luck in yer new joab 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 My mother tried to name me Earl when I was born, after the lead singer of Hot Chocolate as she had quite the crush on him. She failed and now he's dead. Deeboy 1 Mother&Errol 0. My Da once ended up boxing with Hot Chocolate at a night out in Glasgow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Who the f**k's given you a job?! I'm thinking ASDA. ETA: Nae danger the wee man's a security guard. Though that would be hilarious. Me as a security guard would be quite a sight. I don't think I've quite got the attitude for it though! You're close with Asda, but remember I'm from Milngavie Pete. Asda's a bit below me, think of a more middle class (green) supermarket Haha. Played. Good luck in yer new joab Cheers I didn't respond to my name when the women read it out to see if I was there or not but apart from that I don't think anyone noticed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Me as a security guard would be quite a sight. I don't think I've quite got the attitude for it though! You're close with Asda, but remember I'm from Milngavie Pete. Asda's a bit below me, think of a more middle class (green) supermarket Cheers I didn't respond to my name when the women read it out to see if I was there or not but apart from that I don't think anyone noticed If it's Waitrose then Clarko works in the Helensburgh one. Congrats by the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 If it's Waitrose then Clarko works in the Helensburgh one. Congrats by the way. Thanks, I might be doing training in Helensburgh, we can start a wee Waitrose Sons Supporters Club 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Thanks, I might be doing training in Helensburgh, we can start a wee Waitrose Sons Supporters Club Kick him in the junk for me. Mind tell him it's from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Kick him in the junk for me. Mind tell him it's from me. Will do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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