19QOS19 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 (edited) Pics or GTF There ye are Sorry. Just realised it was a picture of a fanny you wanted, not of a dick. Apologies Edited May 22, 2015 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 My appetite has been non-existent all week, haven't eating anything solid since Sunday, and only soup a couple of nights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 My appetite has been non-existent all week, haven't eating anything solid since Sunday, and only soup a couple of nights. P&B have had a whip round and we are dispatching lichtie23 on a C-130 At worst, this will give us peace for at least 18 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Cock-a-leekie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Both! Lol kidding I am indeed a female (last time I checked!) Call Robert Huth #CONC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Cock-a-leekie? lichtie23 is on a house call atm, just keep changing the bed clothes until he returns from America. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Thanks very much for buying the song, Sooks! Very generous. With that amount of money, I could potentially buy 3 or 4 monkeys. And obviously I was joking. James Blunt is EXCELLENT. To be fair to him, his Twitter page is a hoot. Well you'll be pleased to know that there has never been a 37p license required to own one... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Refereeing my last game of the season tomorrow. Happy to get a few weeks off then get in to a tough pre season, but know fine well I'll be desperate to get back to it in 2 weeks time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 What are P&Bers experiences of school reunions? I've been invited to a class of 97 reunion, but my abiding memory is that most of them were c***s back in the day. I pissed off from my home town as soon as I finished school, so I have had little to no contact with most them since then. Should I go along and have a potentially cracking piss up or avoid the full time mummies and ASBO's like the plague? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 What are P&Bers experiences of school reunions? I've been invited to a class of 97 reunion, but my abiding memory is that most of them were c***s back in the day. I pissed off from my home town as soon as I finished school, so I have had little to no contact with most them since then. Should I go along and have a potentially cracking piss up or avoid the full time mummies and ASBO's like the plague? My abiding memory of school is wanting everyone to burn to death in a suspicious, yet unattributable, inferno. Not convinced those urges wouldn't return if locked in a conveniently combustible building with them again. If any of that sounds familiar, I'd give it a miss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 What are P&Bers experiences of school reunions? I've been invited to a class of 97 reunion, but my abiding memory is that most of them were c***s back in the day. I pissed off from my home town as soon as I finished school, so I have had little to no contact with most them since then. Should I go along and have a potentially cracking piss up or avoid the full time mummies and ASBO's like the plague? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Do people still have school reunions? I assumed Facebook had rendered them obselete, having given us a more anonymous way of assessing how the lassie you winched at the third year school disco had developed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Redhead, do you have a cock or a fanny? I've heard worse chat up lines... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 What are P&Bers experiences of school reunions? I've been invited to a class of 97 reunion, but my abiding memory is that most of them were c***s back in the day. I pissed off from my home town as soon as I finished school, so I have had little to no contact with most them since then. Should I go along and have a potentially cracking piss up or avoid the full time mummies and ASBO's like the plague? Had mine last year, good craic seeing everyone in person rather than on facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Most of the folk who were bellends in High School appear to have turned into normal, functioning human beings with a good bit of chat on Facebook (or have died of an OD) Whereas the folk I got on with seem to have all turned into Lib Dem voters who eat quinoa and talk constantly about how great their 4 year old kid is at any random task it gets sent to. "Look at Marilon's finger painting! She's just like Picasso!" Aye. I can't tell what it is and only tossers care about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Anyone see this last week? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peJgfgkHfLA&feature=player_embedded#t=21 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Do people still have school reunions? I assumed Facebook had rendered them obselete, having given us a more anonymous way of assessing how the lassie you winched at the third year school disco had developed. Going to a school reunion would be great for me, all the old bastar d teachers that made my life hell will be dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Going to a school reunion would be great for me, all the old bastar d teachers that made my life hell will be dead. Unless you plan on going postal at your reunion, I doubt your attendance will have any effect on your past teachers health or wellbeing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Helen Chamberlain was not bad looking, went a bit ropey for a couple of years and now seems to be improving again. I'd quite like to hear her telling me I've got the wrong hole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 For the first time in years (since about 2000), I was genuinely ill yesterday. Woke up about 7.30 and felt I had to sit on the pan. Cue some sort of anal WMD exploding in to the pan. Went back to bed, only to have to get up 15 minutes later to have a hearty spew. This repeated throughout the morning. I was even wretching despite there no longer being anything to come up. I was actually unsure of what to do in the event of such an illness, so just lay in bed all day drinking water. I had an absolutely abysmal bout of shitting that produced what looked to be gray lumps of matter. It was fucking disgusting and I actually felt a bit ashamed. Never ate anything yesterday at all. Anyway, despite some growly guts and some watery shitting this morning, I seem to be pretty much cured. Really bizarre stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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