AberdeenBud Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Killer seagull. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11740893/Pet-dog-pecked-to-death-by-seagull-in-horrific-garden-attack.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Killer seagull. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11740893/Pet-dog-pecked-to-death-by-seagull-in-horrific-garden-attack.html I really hope every seagull dies a horrible and painful death. Worst c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Comrades. There really is no easy way to say this. Operation Malkygull was an unmitigated disaster. Casualties are currently sitting at 100%. We failed to forsee that our state of the art kevlar bodyarmour's only weakness was from a direct peck of a broody seagull's beak. The Mothers Pride, bleach and baking soda chemical warfare also failed and now the seagull is retaliating with shite that is currently eating through the paintwork on my car. I have retreated to our secret command bunker. Be brave in the knowledge that whilst it is only a matter of time before it raises a dreadful, pecky army and annihilates you all, I am safe in Cheers nightclub. Mozza, your missus says hi. Killer seagull. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11740893/Pet-dog-pecked-to-death-by-seagull-in-horrific-garden-attack.html I fucking warned you all!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I fucking warned you all!! Oh God, it's all so terribly true. I can only suggest that you all watch this documentary and prepare for the inevitable. May God have mercy on our souls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Hundreds of sex toys have been spotted hanging from power lines across Portland, Oregon. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33541109 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Hundreds of sex toys have been spotted hanging from power lines across Portland, Oregon. The wife has extended family who live in Portland. From what I know of their sexual escapades, I'm thinking the mystery's solved. Plus, Portland was home to Oregon's sexiest band: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 English cricket team playing in Cardiff against Australia. Might sound ridiculous, until you realise it's the England and Wales cricket team. The board that oversee the team decided that England and Wales was just too long and instead of EWCB (England Wales cricket board) they decided to drop the Wales. It's farcical 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 English cricket team playing in Cardiff against Australia. Might sound ridiculous, until you realise it's the England and Wales cricket team. The board that oversee the team decided that England and Wales was just too long and instead of EWCB (England Wales cricket board) they decided to drop the Wales. It's farcical Captain of the England and Wales cricket team is also Irish is he not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 English cricket team playing in Cardiff against Australia. Might sound ridiculous, until you realise it's the England and Wales cricket team. The board that oversee the team decided that England and Wales was just too long and instead of EWCB (England Wales cricket board) they decided to drop the Wales. It's farcical That happened in 1997. First that then the Princess of Wales. Tough year for the Taffys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 To be fair to the people of Portland, timber isn't the most exciting thing to be well known for. I wonder if their MLS club will rebrand? Portland Buttplugs doesn't quite have the same ring to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Portland Pleasurers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) Neil Young pulls the pin. Just In: Neil Young pulls plug on streaming over poor sound quality http://ab.co/1V5IdnD Edited July 16, 2015 by Eednud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 My work pc is down and I've no idea when it will finally reboot. Until it does (if it does) I'm completely at a loose end as all the work I had scheduled for myself for today is computer based. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 My work pc is down and I've no idea when it will finally reboot. Until it does (if it does) I'm completely at a loose end as all the work I had scheduled for myself for today is computer based. Pub? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 My work pc is down and I've no idea when it will finally reboot. Until it does (if it does) I'm completely at a loose end as all the work I had scheduled for myself for today is computer based. Mate was in a similar position today. IT came round to take his laptop away, emailed him later to say it was being fixed and that it would be back in 5 working days. Our roles are entirely computer based! Pub? Yes, get them in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Pub? You know, that sounds amazing. Sadly, however, I'll be trying to restore this system and if that fails then I'll be going out to buy another. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 You know, that sounds amazing. Sadly, however, I'll be trying to restore this system and if that fails then I'll be going out to buy another. f**k it. Swarley's coming. Pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 That'll be some taxi fare home for him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Someone I know was on The Chase today. Caught with 1 second left on the clock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Wesley Sneijder nearly knocked me and my Mrs down last night at a restaurant in Ibiza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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