DA Baracus Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Didn't realise you were a radical cleric, DA, but I can see it now you mention it. Your name's on the list now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 That needs to be hi-jacked by P&B. Just to see Jackie Bird complain about the damage inflicted by Hurricane Thundercunt. No no no, they're only taking suggestions. Thundercunt would be vetoed for having too much c**t. I'm sure someone can come up with better, but I'm thinking Hurricane SparklingBrook might well slip under the wire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Your name's on the list now. Get it done before the rent's due, will you? I'll spend the cash on making sure I go out with a bang. Before I go out with a bang. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Get it done before the rent's due, will you? I'll spend the cash on making sure I go out with a bang. Before I go out with a bang. When's it due? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Star Wars has been confirmed as being released on the 17th December. My wife is going to be booked in for a C-Section on the week beginning the 15th. Is it wrong that I've sent her a text asking if she thinks they'd let her do it on the 18th? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Star Wars has been confirmed as being released on the 17th December. My wife is going to be booked in for a C-Section on the week beginning the 15th. Is it wrong that I've sent her a text asking if she thinks they'd let her do it on the 18th? Good luck with that one. Maybe don't mention Star Wars in your reasoning for choosing the 18th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Big team Rangers, eh Zen Right you, ootside now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Star Wars has been confirmed as being released on the 17th December. My wife is going to be booked in for a C-Section on the week beginning the 15th. Is it wrong that I've sent her a text asking if she thinks they'd let her do it on the 18th? It's absolutely right. In fact it's mandatory, and a refusal on her part should result in instant divorce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I see Davy Cameron is getting grief for sanctioning drone strikes which have killed two British ISIS insurgents. Can anyone tell me why? Yes, because we're turning into a nation of lily-livered, tree hugging, ultra liberal fairies. One guy on Call Kaye today was giving it "We need to abide by the rules and regulations" - f**k off - what rules and regulations do those animals live by? "But then you're lowering yourself to their level" "Good" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Star Wars has been confirmed as being released on the 17th December. My wife is going to be booked in for a C-Section on the week beginning the 15th. Is it wrong that I've sent her a text asking if she thinks they'd let her do it on the 18th? A lightsabre and diy springs to mind..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Went to a flat viewing yesterday which turned out to be a group session (fnarr). It was really odd trying to size up the place with about 10 others mulling about doing the same thing. Because of the demand there was also a job interview style application form to fill in with questions like 'I would make my landlord happy because...' to whittle down the applicants. I know it's been a while since I've been on the flat viewing circuit but that strikes me as very odd behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Went to a flat viewing yesterday which turned out to be a group session (fnarr). It was really odd trying to size up the place with about 10 others mulling about doing the same thing. Because of the demand there was also a job interview style application form to fill in with questions like 'I would make my landlord happy because...' to whittle down the applicants. I know it's been a while since I've been on the flat viewing circuit but that strikes me as very odd behaviour. Have never rented but does seem strange. Like you said though, probably due to demand. Out of interest, what did you answer for the "how you make the landlord happy" question? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 'Cut them a 26% pushback from all grows and grinds' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I'm playing Flight Simulator. I careth not what the world thinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) iTunes takes the biscuit for being the worst application in the world. All I want it to do is show the music I want to listen to rather than show me every single song I've bought over the past seven years, spent nearly an hour creating new libraries and all sorts. Had a similar issue the other night. Had to delete eveything and then re-download the songs. Ever since they've changed the music it's been a shambles. Edited September 8, 2015 by Valdas Trakys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I'm playing Flight Simulator. I careth not what the world thinks. At least it's not Goat Simulator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Watching Limmy play Counter Strike live on Youtube is strangely addictive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Yes, because we're turning into a nation of lily-livered, tree hugging, ultra liberal fairies. One guy on Call Kaye today was giving it "We need to abide by the rules and regulations" - f**k off - what rules and regulations do those animals live by? "But then you're lowering yourself to their level" "Good" Technically we are lowering missiles to their level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Met a couple on holiday, the woman was David goodwillie's auntie. She'd never heard of him being called "badcock" before but she thought it was quite funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Met a couple on holiday, the woman was David goodwillie's auntie. She'd never heard of him being called "badcock" before but she thought it was quite funny.Did you mention rape? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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