Dee Man Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 After playing regular football for about 17 years I now have my first ever proper injury and it hurts like f**k! Stupidly chased someone much, much faster than me at fives last night, and I felt stiff already during the game so I managed to pop my groin muscles mid-stride and collapsed in to a heap. Never felt anything like it in terms of pain, especially every time I turn when walking (also didn't get a wink of sleep). Has anyone every had an injury like this? Just wondering about recovery times (most of what I have read it says between 4-6 weeks). in typical man fashion I didn't go to hospital or will I go to see my doctor, but maybe I should? Karma for Caballero IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 After playing regular football for about 17 years I now have my first ever proper injury and it hurts like f**k! Stupidly chased someone much, much faster than me at fives last night, and I felt stiff already during the game so I managed to pop my groin muscles mid-stride and collapsed in to a heap. Never felt anything like it in terms of pain, especially every time I turn when walking (also didn't get a wink of sleep). Has anyone every had an injury like this? Just wondering about recovery times (most of what I have read it says between 4-6 weeks). in typical man fashion I didn't go to hospital or will I go to see my doctor, but maybe I should?I've got it. If you only play 5s you have a choice. Stop and rest or just play through it and suffer a bit. I can barely negotiate a kerb or get off the train the day after games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I've got it. If you only play 5s you have a choice. Stop and rest or just play through it and suffer a bit. I can barely negotiate a kerb or get off the train the day after games. I still play 11s too (although the league is over for the winter so it doesn't really matter). I will probably just rest it until the New Year to be honest (my fives also stops for Christmas in a fortnight). Karma for Caballero IMO. Actually it is probably just 'me being a showoff' Karma, I was talking earlier on yesterday to the people who play fives about how I have never been injured etc and obviously it is my bloody luck it happens two hours later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 2 carriages on the border railway is simply outrageous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 A Chinese guy came to my door last night and asked where my wheelie bin was. I told him it was round the back. I confess: I don't get this! Presumably a mildly racist pronunciation type pun? Please explain! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm getting married in four hours, absolutely buzzing! All the best for today J. Mind your brolly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 After playing regular football for about 17 years I now have my first ever proper injury and it hurts like f**k! Stupidly chased someone much, much faster than me at fives last night, and I felt stiff already during the game so I managed to pop my groin muscles mid-stride and collapsed in to a heap. Never felt anything like it in terms of pain, especially every time I turn when walking (also didn't get a wink of sleep). Has anyone every had an injury like this? Just wondering about recovery times (most of what I have read it says between 4-6 weeks). in typical man fashion I didn't go to hospital or will I go to see my doctor, but maybe I should? Recently married and now reporting over stretched groin muscles. "Football injury" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Likely story. For someone who quaffs at having a landline, paying pensions or signing on, a lot of stuff you post on here comes 'from my facebook'. You fucking creep. From a dundonian To aid your drug addled thinking, I have a dual sim phone which pretty much means internet (even if some is only GPRS) almost everywhere , hills included. Whole of the Minch included. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Cg2e70HqAThe vote between interim president Luis Segura and entrepreneur and television personality Marcelo Tinelli ended in a 38-38 tie - from 75 assembly members.http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35008757 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 From a dundonian To aid your drug addled thinking, I have a dual sim phone which pretty much means internet (even if some is only GPRS) almost everywhere , hills included. Whole of the Minch included. It's more the fact you claim to have a broad 'friends' list, with folk from all walks of life and the world, in fact. I'm calling you out on it as a bin dwelling, jakey bigot can't possibly have such. Unless, you're a fucking creep. Ergo; you're a fucking creep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 It's more the fact you claim to have a broad 'friends' list, with folk from all walks of life and the world, in fact. I'm calling you out on it as a bin dwelling, jakey bigot can't possibly have such. Unless, you're a fucking creep. Ergo; you're a fucking creep. I 'think' friends list is about 110ish, most are from my time in Edinburgh or the last 8 years. One yank (who came across here to work for 4 or 5 years 20 odd years ago). One Rangers fan (I should cull him). Two Estonians. One Spaniard. Struggling to think of anybody English. And people on working holidays mainly in oz or nz. Hope that helps The fact you are quietly seething over my life, whilst living in the city of discovery , pleases me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm not seething about your life. I'm miffed you're still here, I admit. But you'll be gone soon enough, just as you were in your previous accounts. Enjoy the voices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm not seething about your life. I'm miffed you're still here, I admit. But you'll be gone soon enough, just as you were in your previous accounts. Enjoy the voices. A lovely Saturday morning and straight on the attack . The heebies must be bad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Bad timing at the gym earlier finishing my routine just as the opening chords to Eye of the Tiger came over the speakers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 I'm getting married in four hours, absolutely buzzing! Congratulations x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Best I can think of is "wheelie bin" could be "willie been." Is that it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 The heebies must be bad You give me the heebies, you fucking creep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Really bin (been), original jokester kinda worded it wrong. I think.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 You give me the heebies, you fucking creep. Must be wearing off. 'Miffed', you sad sack o' shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Best I can think of is "wheelie bin" could be "willie been." Is that it? Binman knocks on door, a Chinese man opens the door. 'Where's yer bin?' 'I've been sleeping' 'No, where's yer bin?' 'I told you I've been sleeping' 'No, where's yer wheelie bin?' 'OK, I've been upstairs having a w**k' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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