BuddieInDundee Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 There's a bird on tinder who I've been talking to and was asking where I stayed, then straight up telling me she was wanting pumped. Then after doing an emergency tidy of my gaff she then says she should stay at hers as there are people there. Now telling me I'll just have to wait until tomorrow night. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I'm meeting Grimbo on Sunday . Forresters at 10 & don't be late, wear a poppy so I can recognize you? Grimbo Eta no cameras or any other media recording devices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 There's a bird on tinder who I've been talking to and was asking where I stayed, then straight up telling me she was wanting pumped. Then after doing an emergency tidy of my gaff she then says she should stay at hers as there are people there. Now telling me I'll just have to wait until tomorrow night. f**k off. Are these people her "flat mates like?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I'm meeting Grimbo on Sunday . Take a gun please. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Take a gun please. Thank you. ^^^Thinks we are doing the petroleum station type post. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Are these people her "flat mates like?" No, unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 No, unfortunately. She's been KatSlatering it and has come off the buzz. She'll be Kat'd again tonight and you'll get to finger fùck the life out of her. You've picked class there, Buddie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Over-did the habanero chilli flakes in last nights dinner. Paying for it now... Areshole like a dragons nostril/ Japanese flag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 This, and producing 'unflingables'. All is not lost, Milly, my dear boy. Simply, purchase a mould a willy kit. Deposit your firey spoor in the mould. Place mould in freezer for 5 hours. Then bobs your uncle fandangos your aunt. Phosphorous poo grenades. HTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 She's been KatSlatering it and has come off the buzz. She'll be Kat'd again tonight and you'll get to finger fùck the life out of her. You've picked class there, Buddie. She's away to the rooms tonight so you're scarily close to the truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Forresters at 10 & don't be late, wear a poppy so I can recognize you? Grimbo Eta no cameras or any other media recording devices. <<<< will wear a secret cam in his top then upload to P&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 She's away to the rooms tonight so you're scarily close to the truth. see they're turning it into a daytime cafè type soon, alongside a nightclub. I cannot wait for the 10am duntathon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 see they're turning it into a daytime cafè type soon, alongside a nightclub. I cannot wait for the 10am duntathon. No way?! What a way to stick a middle finger up to the council. f**k you, we're opening nearly 24 hours a day. I wasn't going out tonight, but if there's some pinging bird choking for her hole then it'd be rude not to. It's this type of thing that keeps me in Dundee. What a place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Haha! Aye, they've settled their debt and then said "ken what, cùntos? We're fucking opening langer. Fùck you." Enjoy your night weej. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 This has to be the best time of the year to murder someone by gunshot as that's what half of the fireworks sound like anyway. I'll need to bear that in mind for next year if she's still doing my nut in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Roland Browning's on Pointless. Is he eating Quavers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 This has to be the best time of the year to murder someone by gunshot as that's what half of the fireworks sound like anyway. I'll need to bear that in mind for next year if she's still doing my nut in. Not sure if they celebrate bonfire night in Australia so be careful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Not sure if they celebrate bonfire night in Australia so be careful. Just checked and they don't. Looks like it'll have to be drowning or strangulation then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Just checked and they don't. Looks like it'll have to be drowning or strangulation then. Are you moving to Sydney? They always have a massive firework display at New Year... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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