Boostin' Kev Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Is one of the jakiest things I've read on here I enjoy embracing my inner jake now and again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I enjoy embracing my inner jake now and again. Wunfelaff likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Is one of the jakiest things I've read on here I don't know about that. I read on here that someone drinks Tennents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I wonder if Mozza tossed and turned under the electric blanket last night, having nightsweats about his beastly post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 To continue in a slightly Mozza mode, I've just switched over to fox news by mistake, and the female presenters are all tiny blondes with breathtakingly short dresses on. Well worth watching with the sound down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Settled for the middle class weirdo approach with highlights, a £1.25 Stella and cheese and salami both with truffle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 To continue in a slightly Mozza mode, I've just switched over to fox news by mistake, and the female presenters are all tiny blondes with breathtakingly short dresses on. Well worth watching with the sound down Unless they're well underage, it's nothing like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Unless they're well underage, it's nothing like that. Fox News Kids, f**k sake their all coming out now. Wait the fucking now, is this some Paedo site that has been reeling me in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Fox News Kids, f**k sake their all coming out now. Wait the fucking now, is this some Paedo site that has been reeling me in? No, but Operation Fluffy Pillow is definitely aimed at you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 No, but Operation Fluffy Pillow is definitely aimed at you. Yawntree for that patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 BAN THIS SICK FILTH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Heads up for p&b busty milf TV presenter fans, check out a place in the sun on channel four. Utter goldmine. Even better than BBC weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 On Pointless the category was pictures of British winter Olympians, an auld dear suggested that this was Burt Kwuk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 The bank have written to say they overcharged me on a loan I had years ago and they've sent me a cheque for £850! f**k, yeah! Can't decide which horse to put it on though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 On the way home there, I witnessed a cyclist nearly wipe out a couple of jakies at the underpass at Cowcaddens. It was followed by an argument which started along the following lines: "You nearly hit me ya c*nt" - "It's a cycle path ya c*nt" - "No it f*ckin isnae ya c*nt" - "Aye it f*ckin is ya c*nt" And it ended with all of them walking/cycling off in different directions shouting "Moan then ya c*nt". Probably the most times I've heard the word c*nt used in quick succession outside of a football ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 I was walking along the pavement alongside an empty suburban street with a mate and his wife pushing a pram, and a cyclist came from behind at full tilt and weaved through, narrowly missing the pram. "What the fcuk do you think you're doing!?!" says I, and he slams on the brakes, turns round and shouts "Are you calling me a cnut?", before noticing my mate is 6'6" and built like a brick shithouse. "Well, yes." the three of us reply, nodding. He went white and gingerly pedaled away. Maybe you had to be there.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballymoneyyin Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 https://uk.news.yahoo.com/woman-spontaneously-combusts-while-sitting-150528734.html#Hr9gu65 The Comments section. Particularly 'Cassandra' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 The bank have written to say they overcharged me on a loan I had years ago and they've sent me a cheque for £850! f**k, yeah! Can't decide which horse to put it on though... Don't be stupid and put it on a horse ffs! Put it on red. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Too late, I've put it on a Clyde promotion/Villa FA Cup win double. FREE MONEY! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Bet365 just allowed me to cash out for 3p more than my the value of my potential return. It's sad that it feels like a victory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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