Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Listening to the commentators on CFL is like Fargo but without the violence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Feeling surprisingly fresh this morning after a ridiculous weekend on it. A 12 hour kip last night will have helped and after a swim in 20 mins I'll reckon I'll be back to normal services. Manage to end up in Arbroath Saturday afternoon despite intending to travel to Waverley from Dundee but recovered the situation well with the help of a few fellow passengers on the train without a can of nelson mandela ever leaving my hand. Felt as though I should apologise to a couple of new people (both girls) that I was introduced to when I made it back through here after 5pm for slavering a bit more pish than usual but feel as though I gave a reasonable account of myself for an hour or so before heading home with a pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 ^^^Still pished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Today I received the news that I'll be transferred to Arbroath. f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Today I received the news that I'll be transferred to Arbroath. f**k. sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Today I received the news that I'll be transferred to Arbroath. f**k. RTBC thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 sorry That was my reaction too. Laughter, followed by a sharp dose of reality, then quietly sobbing in the corner. FUCKING ARBROATH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 LiKKKtie1888 likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 LiKKKtie1888 likes this. Did you know he's moving to Dundee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 LiKKKtie1888 likes this. He's a Celtic fan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 A Celtic fan? Him? You must be thinking of someone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Maybe Glasgow.. Also Deeboy want to wrap it with that shite banter, thought you were better than that. BID I feel sorry for you, the Wetherspoons here is utter shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 He's a Celtic fan? Aye but Dundee is his Big team. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 BID I feel sorry for you, the Wetherspoons here is utter shite. What are the local females like? I mainly the marines I can't be arsed with. That and the pyro parties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Being a bit over the magic age of 55, I've decided to cash in some of my private pension pot which isn't exactly a fortune to begin with. On contacting my pension provider with my request I was informed that to do this I must go through a Financial Adviser. After 1 free consultation and another 2 meetings with the Financial Adviser during which I have had to fill in various questionnaires about my salary, personal expenses, reasons for wanting to withdraw the cash, how much I spend on holidays, groceries, utilities, council tax, etc, progress is being made to get the money released. The Financial Adviser also has a set fee of 500.00 pounds coming off my already limited funds (I was already aware of this as it was mentioned at the first free consultation). I could understand the need for all these questions if it was a loan I was after but it is my money I am trying to get out to spend as I please so why do I need to divulge all this information. Why does a comparatively simple thing like getting your money back have to be made so complicated. Probably so that when you complain about this in the future they can say "No, look, the stupid c**t has signed the paperwork so he knew fine well he was being completely arse fucked." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 What are the local females like? I mainly the marines I can't be arsed with. That and the pyro parties. Shite. Although the weegie accent may do you some favours, you'll sound all exotic and that. You can't be arsed with the marines? Our brave bois, shame on you... In seriousness though you'll not have to worry, they only start their trouble at the end of the night. Sure it'll be alright, just the inside of a pub at the end of the day, you'll not notice the difference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Probably so that when you complain about this in the future they can say "No, look, the stupid c**t has signed the paperwork so he knew fine well he was being completely arse fucked." Yeah it's basically an arse covering exercise against misselling which they'll probably do to an extent anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Shite. Although the weegie accent may do you some favours, you'll sound all exotic and that. You can't be arsed with the marines? Our brave bois, shame on you... In seriousness though you'll not have to worry, they only start their trouble at the end of the night. Sure it'll be alright, just the inside of a pub at the end of the day, you'll not notice the difference. I thought that'd work here as well but it's mostly gay men that seem to hit on me (it's in the Seagate so we get a lot overspill from Klozet) If the wummin in Arbroath find Glaswegians exotic then it surely won't be difficult to get your hole... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdAccount Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Guy with a French accent asked me directions to the Bus Station today and I've just realised I accidentally directed him to the train station. I feel awful. Should I hand myself into the police? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 2, 2015 Share Posted November 2, 2015 Dog bites Bat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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