Hedgecutter Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) Something I've just realised for weekday users of Megabus (which are pretty much always half empty): There is absolutely nothing to stop you just going to (say) Glasgow or Perth on an Aberdeen to Dundee ticket. Drivers aren't the ones checking the sheet when you're allowed to board and if they were and remembered from the ridiculously long code, they probably couldn't give a f***. We've all had a free ride from Glasgow to Aberdeen this evening too btw. Guy at Buchanan St just sent me on the coach without scanning the 'free bus pass'. 'Mon the taxpayer. Edited July 3, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I have a reoccurring dream that i am cleaning the screen of my macbook and inside the screen wipe I'm using there is a sharp stone that is scraping the screen The meaning of this dream is that you shall contract a severe dose of the clap from some wee durty / some big hairy pouffe, and shall require yon umbrella thingy to be inserted into your urethra for a scrapeout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 (edited) Just saw a bit of the Royal Navy's aircraft carrier launch live on BBC news and on a presentation to everyone, Queen included, they stuck up a map of the UK's dockyards with Rosyth located just east of Perth on the Firth of Tay. Muppets. Edited July 4, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Just saw a bit of the Royal Navy's aircraft carrier launch live on BBC news and on a presentation to everyone, Queen included, they stuck up a map of the UK's dockyards with Rosyth located just east of Perth on the Firth of Tay. Muppets. Waste of a good bottle of whiskey. Cold tea would have looked the part. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Suspected for a while neighbours were using my wireless so I just changed my password and network name to PoliceScotlandSurvUnit. Would you believe a shouting match has just started next door 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Suspected for a while neighbours were using my wireless so I just changed my password and network name to PoliceScotlandSurvUnit. Would you believe a shouting match has just started next door You should have renamed it Operation. Yewtree 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Suspected for a while neighbours were using my wireless so I just changed my password and network name to PoliceScotlandSurvUnit. Would you believe a shouting match has just started next door Brilliant. Idea stolen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Suspected for a while neighbours were using my wireless so I just changed my password and network name to PoliceScotlandSurvUnit. Would you believe a shouting match has just started next door 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Suspected for a while neighbours were using my wireless so I just changed my password and network name to PoliceScotlandSurvUnit. Would you believe a shouting match has just started next door http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3gJCWRCgxk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 The meaning of this dream is that you shall contract a severe dose of the clap from some wee durty / some big hairy pouffe, and shall require yon umbrella thingy to be inserted into your urethra for a scrapeout. I think the meaning of this dream is to give him the chance to drop the phrase "my macbook" into the thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 BBC Scotland's reporter commenting on the earthquake in Fort William, 'it was no more than a knee trembler' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 BBC Scotland's reporter commenting on the earthquake in Fort William, 'it was no more than a knee trembler' Don't tell me......"it's caused millions of pounds worth of improvements"?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Don't tell me......"it's caused millions of pounds worth of improvements"?! That was the Liverpool earthquake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Did he then shite in the bunker, though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Was speaking to a young Fulham fan in the pub last night who's up for their friendly against East Fife! Now that's a serious supporter! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Much teckleness from Jocky Scott. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-legend-jocky-scott-scores-his-ninth-hole-in-one-1.454991 Got the image of him with his eyes rolled back Undertaker style and club held aloft shouting 'Yaaaaasss! '. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 First Saturday off work in ages and typically most of my mates are working or on holiday so I've got nothing better to than spend my day in the cinema watching films. The joys of an Unlimited Card! Starting off with Transformers at 12. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Got the image of him with his eyes rolled back Undertaker style and club held aloft shouting 'Yaaaaasss! '. We need LiamDFC to do this image justice, possibly with DundeeBarry and TeckleBooks hiding behind the bunker laughing..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Starting off with Transformers at 12. Wouldn't bother. Saw it on Friday, utter tripe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Wouldn't bother. Saw it on Friday, utter tripe. It's a Michael Bay film. I wouldn't expect any less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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