Albino Rover Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 You have the perfect credentials to be Glebe Park gardener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 You have the perfect credentials to be Glebe Park gardener. Sounds like the name of a serial killer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Was made redundant in June and finally got told I had a job in October, signing up and starting in November. Then it was delayed until December... and then January for a variety of reasons. Now they've finally just told me that because of the current state of the market the'll no longer be taking me on. Gutted and just feel like I've been made redundant for the second time in 6 months. You're not a rapist are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 You looking for one, like? I'm getting on a bit and I need someone to help out when I'm busy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 You looking for one, like? He's looking for a tagteam partner. Next time you see a story in the papers about the Bushwhackers you'll know who it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 The Hedgecutter would be a brilliant persona for a Brechin-based wrestler. What would other teams' wrestlers be called? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I doubt Sarge has whacked a bush in a wee while. I've heard he's more of a clag buster, but in a nice way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Was made redundant in June and finally got told I had a job in October, signing up and starting in November. Then it was delayed until December... and then January for a variety of reasons. Now they've finally just told me that because of the current state of the market the'll no longer be taking me on. Gutted and just feel like I've been made redundant for the second time in 6 months. That's shit. Hopefully something will come along soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I'll turn my hand to anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Keep your chin up mate. Get yourself back out there......there's a job out there with your name on it Cheers. On top of all this, I had a 'super' dream just a couple of nights ago where I was officially given the job at a table with the board of directors and was absolutely delighted about it. Woke up and never got back to sleep again due to being gutted. This is a level up from that. For more fun and games, I was just given super strong tablets and cream to get rid of severe ringworm / athlete's foot which hasn't budged for over a month now and spread to cover both feet. Suddenly today I also have it all over my hands too FFS, that's if it's not a nasty reaction to the meds. Another trip to the doctor beckons but at least I don't have to make excuses to get time off work I suppose. So far my start to the new year has been nothing but this and trying to get off an island due to a combination of ferries off for the holidays and because of shite weather*. There was me delighted to see the back of 2014 too. *well clued up on my Connery Bond films though after being stuck on a cottage with nothing to do but watch highly limited freeview TV. Something from them just has to win me big bucks in a quiz one day. Edited January 9, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Belter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) What was the job you got made redundant from and the job you were meant to get Hedgecutter? Geologist followed by 'head of training' for a geo-software company. Eta: Oh, and how could I forget* my first epileptic seizure in 6 months just yesterday. At least 12 months until I can consider getting a drivers licence now, typically followed by a couple of decent job advertisements appearing both with 'full drivers licence' being the last point in the requirements list. A continuation of this along the lines of "2015 can GTF already" in the depression thread near inevitable I think. *Quite easily actually, it screws with my memory somewhat. Edited January 9, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Geologist. You're kinda between a rock and a hard place, sure enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Horrible days like today just make me want to feck aff and live in California with the relatives over there Baltic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Hedgecutter, I'm looking for a fluffer. Negotiable rates of pay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Geologist followed by 'head of training' for a geo-software company. Eta: Oh, and how could I forget* my first epileptic seizure in 6 months just yesterday. At least 12 months until I can consider getting a drivers licence now, typically followed by a couple of decent job advertisements appearing both with 'full drivers licence' being the last point in the requirements list. A continuation of this along the lines of "2015 can GTF already" in the depression thread near inevitable I think. *Quite easily actually, it screws with my memory somewhat. Like I already said, you have my sympathy and I trust things will work out. But I really need back that £200 I loaned you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Horrible days like today just make me want to feck aff and live in California with the relatives over there Baltic Good plan. I'm sure California is much nicer at this time of year. No weather problems whatsoever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 How can you take legal action against someone walking into a pub? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Require physio for my knee. Anyone know how long it takes roughly to get it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 How can you take legal action against someone walking into a pub? Hit them over the head with a Book of Statutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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