BFTD Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 My boss had to sack someone yesterday and the guy punched him lol Admit it, Keith; you had a wee "YASSS!" to yourself after he left I got the boot once from a laddie who literally hid behind the HR lassie he asked to do it. I'm an absolute ray of sunshine, so I can only assume this is a common thing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I want to be a billionaire, so fucking bad. How bad? I have a note here and something that isn't going to suck itself... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 http://freegames.org/kim-jong-golf/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 The mrs wanted me to use this chicken rub recipe and said we had all the stuff in but we didn't have very much paprika and some of the measurements were in cups and i ended up throwing any old shite in there including piri piri rub which it didn't ask for http://allrecipes.com/recipe/bbq-spice-rub/ No idea what it will taste like, probably shite though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I also own more than one* edition of the Aliens films. *4 You fucking idotic fool* *me too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 A thumb? The Zimbabwean economy, naturally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I also own more than one* edition of the Aliens films. I bought the first DVD box set, and they almost immediately afterward released the Quadrilogy thing with the Director's Cuts and suchlike. This was me: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I bought the first DVD box set, and they almost immediately afterward released the Quadrilogy thing with the Director's Cuts and suchlike. This was me: You dress up in womens clothes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 You dress up in womens clothes? ...and hang around in bars. Don't forget that bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Yum. http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Yum. http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina How to make a raita fanny of yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Yum. http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina For those that don't like fanny, they can always eat arse instead. Definitely not one to view at work: http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 For those that don't like fanny, they can always eat arse instead. Definitely not one to view at work: http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/02/09/can-now-give-boyfriend-chocolate-mold-butthole-valentines-day-nsfw/ This gold one looks like a crown for a molar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Just won 7p after betting on the outcome of a Costa Rica Premier League match with two minutes to go. A good night's work overall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Just won 7p after betting on the outcome of a Costa Rica Premier League match with two minutes to go. A good night's work overall. That's £2.10/hour pro rata 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 That's £2.10/hour pro rata Hmm, not too shabby. Hypothetically, I could earn a living from this if I did it 24/7. On the other hand, I need to sleep at some point. There's room for improvement. I'll keep working hard to achieve the hourly minimum wage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 The multi-state lottery is up to $500 million for the drawing tonight. That would be $337.8 million after tax, which works out to over £220 million. I could live on that for quite a long time. Even longer if Mrs Shotgun didn't find out where I was. Of course, I haven't bought a ticket so it's kind of moot but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Preparing myself for a 'Marley & Me' moment tomorrow. Obviously not looking forward to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Preparing myself for a 'Marley & Me' moment tomorrow. Obviously not looking forward to it. Are you buying roof tiles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Yum. http://motherboard.vice.com/read/how-to-make-breakfast-with-your-vagina Vagina should be part of any red-blooded male's breakfast. This, though; not so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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