supermik Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I pulled a girl from Prestonpans about ten years ago, she was absolutely rancid. I also got an doing just outside the Prestonpans social club after a Stenny game once. Neither were related, but I'm not a massive fan of the place, for obvious reasons. Was at a stag party in Prestonpans once. The groom fired blanks from an ak47 at the stripper. It was an interesting night to say the least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) Was at a stag party in Prestonpans once. The groom fired blanks from an ak47 at the stripper. It was an interesting night to say the least.Obvious euphemism about the groom failing to copulate with stripper is obvious Edited April 26, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 By AK47, I assume, you mean single shot pump action yoghurt gun. Sawn off barrel standard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Great night out! Was chatted up by a Milf. Pulled a lassie. Met 2 birds from Prestonpans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Nah, real McCoy. His brother brought it back from the first gulf war. Don't know if it had been deactivated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Does anyone think that people can hear their thoughts? I don't mean that people can actually hear what you are thinking but that they can interpret your body language and understand what you are thinking even if you don't realise it or can't see them doing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Does anyone think that people can hear their thoughts? I don't mean that people can actually hear what you are thinking but that they can interpret your body language and understand what you are thinking even if you don't realise it or can't see them doing it. I can tell when someone has shat themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I was at the circus this afternoon. Thought one of the acts was introduced as "Jamie Duffy and his Ballymena horses". Slightly disappointed when a troupe of Palomino horses trotted out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 If anyone could read my thoughts, I'd have been in the tin pail a long time ago. So, no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Dog walking this morning. Found this football pitch on the outskirts of Paisley (by accident, I should add). Weirdest football pitch I've ever seen. 4 goals, an electricity structure a few metres behind one goal. A river running adjacent to the near side & a huge swing park on the far side beyond the trees. Paisley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Does anyone think that people can hear their thoughts? I don't mean that people can actually hear what you are thinking but that they can interpret your body language and understand what you are thinking even if you don't realise it or can't see them doing it. Anthony Fremont thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Nah, real McCoy. His brother brought it back from the first gulf war. Don't know if it had been deactivated. It wasn't, deactivated.If he could fire blanks he could fire live rounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Does anyone think that people can hear their thoughts? I don't mean that people can actually hear what you are thinking but that they can interpret your body language and understand what you are thinking even if you don't realise it or can't see them doing it. Is this why you're a bad person? If so it's the shittest reason ever. FWIW, I think I'm pretty adept at analysing what people are thinking based on their demeanour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) Superb Edited April 26, 2015 by 1320Lichtie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Superb ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1430077098.757460.jpg I'm more surprised that, of all places for the election, Jon Snow and Channel 4 chose Inverness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) This earthquake in Nepal is fascinating. It was so powerful it turned some people grayscale. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1430075492.190296.jpg Is that the human statue from Buchanan Street?Eta, wid, the one on the left helping him. Edited April 26, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I'm more surprised that, of all places for the election, Jon Snow and Channel 4 chose Inverness. What election? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Watching The Impossible whilst hungover, had reduced me to a blubbering wreck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Was on flight home and had absolutely nothing to do. Cured boredom by sticking Jim Jeffries' face on anything that'd fit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 (edited) Superb ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1430077098.757460.jpg http://www.stenhousemuirfc.com/news/2011/07/24/574/ - Norwegien supporters club. eta - They actually own 5% of the club. Edited April 27, 2015 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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