Swarley Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Yeah if things aren't going well she should definitely say she's not feeling right! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) Alright, question. Occasionally I'll see a movie about spelunking or similar, like The Descent or 127 Hours, where somebody goes off into the middle of nowhere to an incredibly dangerous place without telling a soul. Inevitably, they get themselves in trouble and either die, or are forced to amputate their limbs and eat them in order to survive. I always have a wee laugh to myself at the start of these films due to the stupidity of the main characters - surely nobody is that stupid in the real world? Nobody would actually do something like this without making a call to a friend or family member, telling them to call the emergency services if they didn't check in again by a certain time? Do people seriously do this? Yes. A caver in my club (still caving in his 70s now), a nutter when younger, once got into trouble in the North West Highlands where he thought it would be clever to do a bit of solo cave diving given that nobody else fancied it that weekend. Bit of the cave roof fell off, ripping much of the skin and muscle from his upper arm. This all meant he had to self rescue himself back through a submerged sump, back along 1km of stream passage, a bitch of a tight vertical entrance (which I struggle with sometimes) and a 2 mile walk back to the car during the pre-mobile phone era. Fair calmed his antics down a bit though, this being the founder of the Scottish Cave Rescue Organisation and a policeman at the time. At the time all of the fellow cavers were based in Edinburgh, so even letting them know would have had a crazy response time had he not called from a phone box at a given time (think 1970's A9 and Ullapool area road system up). Folk obviously called bullshit until they found drips of blood all through the drier parts where he said he'd been. And the missing section of arm of course. #lad Edited May 6, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 The missus has her driving test this morning, she's 37 weeks pregnant. I'm not going home tonight if she fails. Tell her to take a water bomb and detonate it between her legs half way through, she'll get a sympathy pass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 See anyone who decides to go on these ridiculous and dangerous hobbies like 'cave jumping' or whatever, when they get trapped I wish they'd just get left there instead of wasting funds on their stupidity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Terrible way to die, being trapped/buried alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Anyone got a spare room for the night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Anyone got a spare room for the night? I do, it's a bit of a drive away though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I do, it's a bit of a drive away though Me too, one of the Rosettes is stopping at her mate's house tonight. While theoretically spare, then, it does smell strongly of Yankee candles, and is OCD-level tidy. And it's in Yorkshire... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Anyone got a spare room for the night? At least the rest of us don't have to worry about another female on the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I'll ask her for a lift. That'll go down well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Colin Hendry in meltdown http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-32606371 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I liked the bit in 127 Hours where while facing near certain death he contemplated having one final w**k to the picture of girls that were on his camera. A truly touching portrait of humanity, there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I liked the bit in 127 Hours where while facing near certain death he contemplated having one final w**k to the picture of girls that were on his camera. A truly touching portrait of humanity, there. If it was a P&B member they'd be finding content from booitsme7. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) Terrible way to die, being trapped/buried alive..Don't care, as long as it's not me. Edited May 6, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I should add, my second name is Brown.Lucky escape there, Bomber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I should add, my second name is Brown. Sh*te being called Gordon though, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 A girl in my college class is live-tweeting her reaction to a music video by one of her favourite artists which was just released. I read her Twitter feed whilst watching her type everything up. She said on her Twitter she was 'literally crying' and that she was shaking, wheezing and trembling. None of that happened. She watched the video silently and picked up her phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 An attention seeking girl? Who'd have thought it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) A girl in my college class is live-tweeting her reaction to a music video by one of her favourite artists which was just released. I read her Twitter feed whilst watching her type everything up. She said on her Twitter she was 'literally crying' and that she was shaking, wheezing and trembling. None of that happened. She watched the video silently and picked up her phone. Did you do your legal duty, then tweet her "how is your pie?" Edited May 7, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Did you do your legal duty, then tweet her "how is your pie?" Whilst literally booting her square in it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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