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Well, they do employ G-Man.

What did they expect?

£6.4 billion's worth of Irn-Bru drank in the storeroom? Those are BigFatTabbyDave type figures :o

Incidentally, Lidl no longer allow customers to buy more than two bottles of Irn-Bru. WTF is that all about? :huh:

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I just spent £5.52 at a Tesco petrol station, so they should be fine.

Any chance you could repeat that say 2 billion times? Thanks Tesco CEO. Edited by Swarley
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I`m on the phone with a bank and have been for more than two hours... I`m really loosing the will to live. :(

I'm guessing the desired outcome of this call is that they'll be losing your business in some way...?

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I'm guessing the desired outcome of this call is that they'll be losing your business in some way...?

Ha! Not quite. It`s a mortgage application so quite the opposite. It was this or wait a week to do one in branch and i really don`t want to loose the house we`ve found.

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10-tonne 'fatberg' removed from west London sewer after causing £400,000 worth of damage

Thames Water in "having to do something instead of sitting on our arses and soaking up that sweet, sweet cash for doing hee-haw" shocker.

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Ha! Not quite. It`s a mortgage application so quite the opposite. It was this or wait a week to do one in branch and i really don`t want to loose the house we`ve found.

Considering the time, I'm guessing the one staff member who actually kens what they're doing has been out for a long liquid lunch.

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