BigMartyn86 Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 Tomorrows front pages of The Sun: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 (edited) Phwoar! ^^^ BEAST Edited April 29, 2015 by Bully Wee Villa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 My mate who works on the trains found a special edition can of Stella in Aberdeen: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I've just sat and watched a seagull eat the crust off a slice of Mother's Pride bread, whole. Never broke eye contact the whole time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I've just sat and watched a seagull eat the crust off a slice of Mother's Pride bread, whole. Never broke eye contact the whole time. Sounds sexy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 (edited) Just put a photo of myself standing next to Tommy Wiseau in that guess my age thing and it came up with 46 for me and 54 for him. 8 years between me and him. This is a serious low point Edited May 1, 2015 by SodjesSixteenIncher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Happy international workers day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Thought Labour was fucked? Solidarity! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Had a nightmare last night that I went to visit my parents and my dad answered the door and he had a wee "SNP" pin bade on. Terrifying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I'm currently sitting in a reception waiting to meet someone. I cannot stop shaking, folk probably think I'm nervous for some reason. I'm not in the slightest, it's the fact I'm hungover as hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I'm currently sitting in a reception waiting to meet someone. I cannot stop shaking, folk probably think I'm nervous for some reason. I'm not in the slightest, it's the fact I'm hungover as hell. And I've actually forgotten the one thing I was meant to bring. I'm having one of those days!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Just had a nuisance call, from a company doing a survey on nuisance calls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Just had a nuisance call, from a company doing a survey on nuisance calls. You've got to be kidding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Just had a nuisance call, from a company doing a survey on nuisance calls. I got one the other night. I was randomly selected with other people to go into a syndicate with 40/50. "Do you play the lotto often?" "No really" "When you do play, what do you tend to play?" "Hotpicks" "How often would you say you play lotto?" "Duno, just when a fancy it" "Would you say once a week, twice a week, twice a month?" "No! A don't have a pattern. It's when a fancy it" "Do you ever play Euro Millions?" "No. Never" "Ok, well I'm pleased to tell you you've been selected to go into a syndicate with 40 other people for one Euro Millions ticket. It.ll cost you 11p..." "Am no wanting tae buy owt" "Sorry?" "Am not buying anything" "But Sir, it is 11p. If you went into the shop and bought a ticket it would cost you £2" "If a went into a shop to buy a ticket a wudny care that it was £2, cuz it would be something a actually wanted" "But I am giving you the chance to buy it for 11p" "Aye, but a dinny want it though" "Ok. Goodbye" It was actually longer than that, but that's plenty. She seemed to think that just because it was 11p that it meant I would have to want it. She could 't grasp the fact I didn't want the thing at all! Not that it would have been 11p. I imagine she'd have been asking for more for another reason after that point. I don't imagine you could make such a small charge of 11p by card without having to pay some sort of transfer fee. Which she'd likely have informed me at the death. Should have taken it further to see. I typed in the manner that I spoke. I'm not rude to these callers, but I make it pretty clear that I'm not excited/interested in what they have to say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 I got one the other night. I was randomly selected with other people to go into a syndicate with 40/50. "Do you play the lotto often?" "No really" "When you do play, what do you tend to play?" "Hotpicks" "How often would you say you play lotto?" "Duno, just when a fancy it" "Would you say once a week, twice a week, twice a month?" "No! A don't have a pattern. It's when a fancy it" "Do you ever play Euro Millions?" "No. Never" "Ok, well I'm pleased to tell you you've been selected to go into a syndicate with 40 other people for one Euro Millions ticket. It.ll cost you 11p..." "Am no wanting tae buy owt" "Sorry?" "Am not buying anything" "But Sir, it is 11p. If you went into the shop and bought a ticket it would cost you £2" "If a went into a shop to buy a ticket a wudny care that it was £2, cuz it would be something a actually wanted" "But I am giving you the chance to buy it for 11p" "Aye, but a dinny want it though" "Ok. Goodbye" It was actually longer than that, but that's plenty. She seemed to think that just because it was 11p that it meant I would have to want it. She could 't grasp the fact I didn't want the thing at all! Not that it would have been 11p. I imagine she'd have been asking for more for another reason after that point. I don't imagine you could make such a small charge of 11p by card without having to pay some sort of transfer fee. Which she'd likely have informed me at the death. Should have taken it further to see. I typed in the manner that I spoke. I'm not rude to these callers, but I make it pretty clear that I'm not excited/interested in what they have to say. I got a call like that and when she asked me what I'd spend my winnings on I told her a yacht full of hookers and coke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 If you were saving your last dance for Ben E King, then there goes your baby... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32547474 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 If you were saving your last dance for Ben E King, then there goes your baby... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32547474 Shocking news. Shocking because I thought he was already dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Shocking news. Shocking because I thought he was already dead. I was under a boardwalk the other day etc. Despite my attempts at humour, I am quite sad. I'm a big fan of him and the Drifters. I remember coming home one night (morning) after being in the Shack in Glasgow to be told that my mum and dad had been there to see the Drifters play! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Chris Eubank was on telly tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Groom gets his wookey hole. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-32554088 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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