Sweaty Morph Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Van Morrison has been given a Knighthood, will he be the first person Knighted to do so with his back to the Queen? Whilst driving the other day I thought I saw Van Morrison in my rear view mirror. Imagine how silly I felt when I remembered that things appear reversed in mirrors and what I'd actually seen was a Morrison's van. (© Viz) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Why would you? And why would you want to change your name to an Ayr player? Strange. Why not? #yolo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Niall Quim is a total bellend and as for that Chateau du Lait bindipping jump the dyke... <<< seething 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) Swedish royalty into commoner http://www.everyjoe.com/2014/06/27/news/sofia-hellqvist-nude-photos-fiancee-prince-carl-philip/#1 Yummy. Edited June 13, 2015 by Audaces Fortuna Juvat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Swedish royalty into commoner http://www.everyjoe.com/2014/06/27/news/sofia-hellqvist-nude-photos-fiancee-prince-carl-philip/#1 Prince Andrew must be feeling a bit daft that he dinghied Koo Stark now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Watching that stupid Age gap love on channel 5 just now and just had to post this. Now what first attracted you to the 82 year old Billionaire? http://www.bestdaily.co.uk/your-life/news/a624717/meet-the-couple-with-the-57-year-age-gap.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Watching that stupid Age gap love on channel 5 just now and just had to post this. Now what first attracted you to the 82 year old Billionaire? http://www.bestdaily.co.uk/your-life/news/a624717/meet-the-couple-with-the-57-year-age-gap.html One foot in the grave, the other on a banana skin?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Watching that stupid Age gap love on channel 5 just now and just had to post this. Now what first attracted you to the 82 year old Billionaire? http://www.bestdaily.co.uk/your-life/news/a624717/meet-the-couple-with-the-57-year-age-gap.html There's football on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I have man flu which, as we all know, is scientifically proven to be over fourteen times worse than common or garden bitch flu, and I would like to share it with each and every one of you. Fairly certain that biological warfare is precluded from use in the P&B Civil War, but nice try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Fairly certain that biological warfare is precluded from use in the P&B Civil War, but nice try. You're both on the same side 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) I realise this thread is titled "things you want to share with P&B" but there's times I feel like P&B should have some say in the matter Edited June 13, 2015 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyrcKvv-4pE&feature=player_embedded#t=21 Into the night at Le Mans 24 2015. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 ^^^Any holes a goal type post Are you coming on to me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) Are you coming on to me? Lol no I'm not, don't worry pal anyway, my arse wouldn't fit on your windowsill!! Edited June 13, 2015 by Redhead81 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 You're both on the same side The rules are the rules, boss. Those goat b*****ds are going to anthrax us, aren't they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I'm a deeply lonely man, so I purchased a masturbatory aid (see pictures below) online (from Love Honey). It arrived today. I know the hole looks tiny, and I had reservations when I opened the package. However, it's VERY flexible and with lashings of lube accepted my smashing boaby. Already had a couple of blasts today. The instructions state you should let it dry naturally, so I left it on my windowsill to catch the sun. 2015-06-13 21.05.37.jpg 2015-06-13 21.05.56.jpg Interesting viewing material you've chosen for breaking it in with. BTW, I love the phrase "smashing boaby" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Lol no I'm not, don't worry pal anyway, my arse wouldn't fit on your windowsill!! It's a decent sized windowsill. And I'm sure your arse is small anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 The rules are the rules, boss. Those goat b*****ds are going to anthrax us, aren't they? Not if you anthrax them first.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Interesting viewing material you've chosen for breaking it in with. BTW, I love the phrase "smashing boaby" Nah I never smashed one out to Pantera. 'Smashing boaby' is indeed a great phrase 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Wanking to thrash metal?? Try and keep the pace.. Haha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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