Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32858501 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 I got stuck on the Erskine Bridge for 25 minutes earlier while the polis talked a jumper down Ok, purl back once, knit two together through back of loop, cast off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Ah so f**k. enjoy yourself I have no memory of last night after 10PM, but from what o do remember I was a bad guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 (edited) Samsung Galaxy A3, £150 from Vodafone, weekend offer...a bargain. Originally, this phone was about twice that price. Thin aluminium chassis. http://shop.vodafone.co.uk/shop/pay-as-you-go/samsung-galaxy-a3-payg/sku85255-black No contract, £10 Freedom Freebie also required (1 month, and no direct debit) White handset also available: http://shop.vodafone.co.uk/shop/pay-as-you-go/samsung-galaxy-a3-payg/sku85266-white?priceFilter=150to200& Edited May 24, 2015 by FlyerTon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I love Dee Dee's vivid mind / blootered wordsmiths Cheers Deeboy, cheers pal. Ken what? The absinthe didnae even get so much as a look last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Was in Cumnock for the first time today. What a peculiar place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Some US golf comp on the TV here now and they're giving them preferred lies in the rough because the course is wet! f**k me, should try playing in Caithness! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I saw Milton Jones in a hotel bar last night. He looked at me as if HE was surprised to see ME there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChineseMan Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 (edited) Just sung this song on karaoke and got booed of the stage: Tony Blair is a fucknugget. Ruined a class song. Edited May 24, 2015 by ChineseMan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChineseMan Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Still raging. I'm considering going up and singing another song to prove my worth. Any suggestions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Just sung this song on karaoke and got booed of the stage: Tony Blair is a fucknugget. Ruined a class song. Agreed. I always fancied this as an unofficial Dee anthem. Just another crime to add to the long, long list belonging to the man wi too many teeth. His bird has more mind, teeth not crimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Maybe it was the fact that you were in the buff? No I wasn't. I was in The Lowry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Still raging. I'm considering going up and singing another song to prove my worth. Any suggestions? How do you feel about a bit o Neil Diamond? Song sung blue would be apt for the day and it's fairly easy to nail, if yer pished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Still raging. I'm considering going up and singing another song to prove my worth. Any suggestions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 No I wasn't. I was in The Lowry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Still raging. I'm considering going up and singing another song to prove my worth. Any suggestions? Boys Keep Swinging by David Bowie (if you're still there) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Still raging. I'm considering going up and singing another song to prove my worth. Any suggestions? A bit of Tom Robinson...Glad to be gay? Or do what I do. Stairway to Heaven, very long and annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I saw Milton Jones in a hotel bar last night. He looked at me as if HE was surprised to see ME there. Did he have a brightly coloured shirt on??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChineseMan Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 (edited) Quick update here - went up and sung 'Strong' by Robbie Williams yet got booed off again. It must have been my voice rather than the choice of song that the punter's disagreed with. Gutted. Edited May 24, 2015 by ChineseMan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 I saw Milton Jones in a hotel bar last night. He looked at me as if HE was surprised to see ME there. Milton Jones generally looks surprised to see his hand at the end of his arm, so I wouldn't take it personally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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