Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Is this the culmination of all your "I'm a bad man" related posts? He took it too far with the double ender. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Yahooooo Get Mark Kerr signed up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Jumping out of a plane at 33,000 ft then buzzing the summit of 15,780 ft Mont Blanc on the way down.... 33,000 ft is about the limit you can jump from without a pressurised suit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Get Mark Kerr signed up Nah he'll just go in the cream puff and sign for Falkirk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 He took it too far with the double ender. You can never go to far with a fourteen inch black double ender. All sorted now lads, relax. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Do any of you have trouble breathing after drinking cider or whatever that has sulphites in it? I had some cider last night and cant seem to get a decent deep breath today. I often have trouble breathing but just wondered if it might get worse if im drinking sulphites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 It is Cidre, not Cider. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 You can if your fanny's only 13 inches. Hate it when that happens, have to fit a napkin ring round the stalk to make sure I don't bruise their ovaries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 My mate has been seeing a really good looking girl for almost a month but was concerned that other than kissing, nothing at all sexual had happened. She went round to his tonight, wined and dined her and afterwards they were sitting on the sofa. At this point she admitted she is a devout Christian and doesn't want to have sex before marriage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 My mate has been seeing a really good looking girl for almost a month but was concerned that other than kissing, nothing at all sexual had happened. She went round to his tonight, wined and dined her and afterwards they were sitting on the sofa. At this point she admitted she is a devout Christian and doesn't want to have sex before marriage Did he bin her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 My mate has been seeing a really good looking girl for almost a month but was concerned that other than kissing, nothing at all sexual had happened. She went round to his tonight, wined and dined her and afterwards they were sitting on the sofa. At this point she admitted she is a devout Christian and doesn't want to have sex before marriage Taking it up the hoop isn't sex, get her telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Did he bin her? Yeah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Yeah. Good man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 My mate has been seeing a really good looking girl for almost a month but was concerned that other than kissing, nothing at all sexual had happened. She went round to his tonight, wined and dined her and afterwards they were sitting on the sofa. At this point she admitted she is a devout Christian and doesn't want to have sex before marriage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 My mate has been seeing a really good looking girl for almost a month but was concerned that other than kissing, nothing at all sexual had happened. She went round to his tonight, wined and dined her and afterwards they were sitting on the sofa. At this point she admitted she is a devout Christian and doesn't want to have sex before marriage Umm might be getting whooshed here but the bible says f**k all about sex before marriage being a sin. Its not one of the ten commandments either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 David Luiz and Kaka are both like that aswell I think, mind boggling stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 My mate has been seeing a really good looking girl for almost a month but was concerned that other than kissing, nothing at all sexual had happened. She went round to his tonight, wined and dined her and afterwards they were sitting on the sofa. At this point she admitted she is a devout Christian and doesn't want to have sex before marriageSounds like a challenge to me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 David Luiz and Kaka are both like that aswell I think, mind boggling stuff So are Donny Arbuthnot and Marc Wallace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 So are Donny Arbuthnot and Marc Wallace. Not by choice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 My mate has been seeing a really good looking girl for almost a month but was concerned that other than kissing, nothing at all sexual had happened. She went round to his tonight, wined and dined her and afterwards they were sitting on the sofa. At this point she admitted she is a devout Christian and doesn't want to have sex before marriage That type of thing would make me rather cross....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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