throbber Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 You masturbate whilst posting on P&B? That is pretty bizarre, imo. Each to their own I guess... I have just finished off there, i put it down to the mrs being away for the weekend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 I see. Have you been sniffing her keks out of the laundry basket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 i put it down Wanking off strap on doesn't count, silly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 I see. Have you been sniffing her keks out of the laundry basket? No, i put a load of washing on friday night and her used pants were in there sadly, unless i sniff a clean pair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 i have done it 4 times already today and erect again For your own good, stay clear of revolving doors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Mrs Throbber arrives home early: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 For your own good, stay clear of revolving doors. You are a silly man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Soxual deviant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 I have just finished off there, i put it down to the mrs being away for the weekendShe'll be getting plenty anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 she's not like that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 One of my Mates fell down some steps near the grassmarket on Friday night, he is now in hospital with a fractured skull, and possible bleeding on the brain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 She was last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) Lucky boy! I'm thinking on heading out soon, too. The snah situation in Dindee is a worry though, ken?Wouldnae know, ehm in brim. Fucking blizzard here likes!ETA brum, chinged aff meh tits like Edited July 5, 2015 by Dee Dee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Sore heads all round in Edinburgh by the sounds of things 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Wouldnae know, ehm in brim. Fucking blizzard here likes! ETA brum, chinged aff meh tits like Some laddie, enjoy. I'm not at all jealous. This fuckin' toons full I' jazz music listening, baseball tshirt wear in' arseholes this weekend. Good thing is their dir is tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) Some laddie, enjoy. I'm not at all jealous. This fuckin' toons full I' jazz music listening, baseball tshirt wear in' arseholes this weekend. Good thing is their dir is tits.Maybe a bit odd but the 1st tune eh listen to, when I'm wired, is this. ETA goosebumps on meh goosebumps, Ken? EETA sakes, ehm pranged aff meh tits here! EEETA eh Ken fine the name o the tune is vide cor meum. Dantes inferno an athing. Edited July 5, 2015 by Dee Dee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Blootered at half eleven in the morning, what a guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 (edited) Exceptional circumstances Bert. ETA my weddings been cancelled, 21 days out, it's no as if I support Morten. Edited July 5, 2015 by Dee Dee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Hows it cancelled chief? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted July 5, 2015 Share Posted July 5, 2015 Hows it cancelled chief? Ok, I went out wi the lads on Friday night. Said I'd be home by Ten, got home at 0400. I've automatically had an affair in that time! Saturday woke up got some voddy an Chico then proceeded to flirt wi aw c**t on the the tinterweb, I Ken the Mrs is watching. So, in a rizla, it's her Fault no mine! #whodareschings 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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