Mad Capsule Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Here's a video of four midgets relay racing against a camel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Loaned some money out to a mate last year and he said that he'd pay it by April, still no sign of it. p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YHallSaint Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Have you boiled the kettle yet? They nicked it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Some people say different things about it, a guy on my course said much similar but I actually don't know. When I get the money paid in I was concerned and wanted clarification it wasn't like I just thought f**k it I'm gonna spend all this. Don't see why I should go out my way though and want to see what else wil come of it don't think I'm doing anything wrong on a moral basis I cashed a cheque in Canada years ago for $100 and the girl teller gave me $200 by mistake. I didn't say anything, and went to another branch a couple of weeks later and they said that if I didn't pay it back the money it would come out of the girl's wages. I just shrugged and walked out. Still feel a mild twinge of guilt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I sincerely hope this was purely because you were pissed and chinged out your nut and on the way home from the strippers? Otherwise you need to find new mates... Haha, it was! We got properly stung in one of the strippers earlier in the evening, our rather large table bill as a result of actually agreeing to buy absolutely nothing signalled the end of the night (but we did have a decent time int he Dollhouse before that). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I cashed a cheque in Canada years ago for $100 and the girl teller gave me $200 by mistake. I didn't say anything, and went to another branch a couple of weeks later and they said that if I didn't pay it back the money it would come out of the girl's wages. I just shrugged and walked out. Still feel a mild twinge of guilt. Maybe it taught her a lesson... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 I cashed a cheque in Canada years ago for $100 and the girl teller gave me $200 by mistake. I didn't say anything, and went to another branch a couple of weeks later and they said that if I didn't pay it back the money it would come out of the girl's wages. I just shrugged and walked out. Still feel a mild twinge of guilt.Doubt it, they'd probably overcharge some other poor b*****d to balance the books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I missed my train back home. I don't have my contact lens case or solution with me. Is it safe to sleep with them on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I missed my train back home. I don't have my contact lens case or solution with me. Is it safe to sleep with them on? No. Prepare to lose your eyeballs. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 FFS.. They are fortnightly ones and I've only used them for 5 days. Such a waste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 TRS the Perthshire Ray Charles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 At least they didn't shite in it.They might've. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I missed my train back home. I don't have my contact lens case or solution with me. Is it safe to sleep with them on?Yes, as long as you keep your eyes open. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 It's that time of year again, my usual sandwich shop is shut for holiday, so I head to La Baguette for the tuesday pannini 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Our four ships are docked together for the first time in Bergen and I feel slightly aggrieved that I'm not there. Instead I'm stuck at college revising. And it's sunny in Bergen today, which never normally happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 In one of those pondering moments everyone has, the realisation suddenly hit me that in the 21st century the existence of forbidden swear words are absolutely ridiculous. Words like shit. The meaning of the word shit isn't offensive, it either means something isn't good or its a bodily function, so its only the word itself that is offensive, but why? Other than we have all been brought up to think swear words are bad. In this day and age for us to still be offended by words like that just because they are words we have been told from a young age are bad words is hilariously tragic for a species as evolved as ours. Clarification* I know not everyone is offended by swear words, but when you still have things like the watershed on TV and teaching kids not say bad words then the problem is still a huge one and must be stopped at all costs or else we will go the same way as the dinosaurs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Our four ships are docked together for the first time in Bergen and I feel slightly aggrieved that I'm not there. Instead I'm stuck at college revising. And it's sunny in Bergen today, which never normally happens. So that's where SJC is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 In one of those pondering moments everyone has, the realisation suddenly hit me that in the 21st century the existence of forbidden swear words are absolutely ridiculous. Words like shit. The meaning of the word shit isn't offensive, it either means something isn't good or its a bodily function, so its only the word itself that is offensive, but why? Other than we have all been brought up to think swear words are bad. In this day and age for us to still be offended by words like that just because they are words we have been told from a young age are bad words is hilariously tragic for a species as evolved as ours. Clarification* I know not everyone is offended by swear words, but when you still have things like the watershed on TV and teaching kids not say bad words then the problem is still a huge one and must be stopped at all costs or else we will go the same way as the dinosaurs. Agreed, it's funny on these news shows when someone swears and then the presenter apologises like f**k. Get a grip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 We need some new swear words. ***************** ya daft ** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Primark security guard 'removes baby from woman's breast' Claims a Primark security guard removed a woman's baby while she was breastfeeding and ordered her to leave the store are being investigated by police. Caroline Starmer said on Facebook the security guard at the Leicester store told her if she wanted her daughter "I was to come and get her". http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-33520970 Primark breastfeeding assault woman summoned to court for "intent to pervert the course of public justice". http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-33687420 The Facebook mummy brigade will be livid to see they're banned from discussing the case online. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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