19QOS19 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 On another note. Before my interview I went to a cashpoint and walked past a homeless guy who asked me for "a quid". When I came out of Greggs and walked past him again he asked me for "a couple of quid". Had to laugh. Inflation is even higher in the land of jakey than in the real world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Just had an interview in Glasgow, train to take me doon hame isn't until 13:15 so having a pint. Feel like a waster drinking at half 12 on a thursday afternoon. Happy days If you're feeling at all socially awkward about the situation wait until you get on the train. It is completely socially acceptable to have a six pack on a train at any time of the day. As for the jakey, I'm surprised he didn't give you a life story before asking for a couple of quid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) If you're feeling at all socially awkward about the situation wait until you get on the train. It is completely socially acceptable to have a six pack on a train at any time of the day. As for the jakey, I'm surprised he didn't give you a life story before asking for a couple of quid. Aye that's true! I'm in The Beer House the now and there is a middle aged guy absolutely blootered standing talking shite (heard summit about caravans) to an old couple who wish he'd just f**k off Might go on the dole for a while, seems like a right laugh. ETA. He's just announced he's a The Rangers fan. That explains a lot I suppose. Edited September 10, 2015 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I had only caught The Thick Of It maybe twice while it was on but I've just finished watching all 4 series in the last few days and it was bloody marvellous. Malcolm Tucker is some boy. "Don't ever call me a bully - I'm much worse than that". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'm courting with a new female friend (it's going well, thanks for asking.) and she's currently on her break at work. I, being a nice guy asks what she's having for tea, her reply has completely stopped me in my tracks. "Mashed potato on a roll" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'm courting with a new female friend (it's going well, thanks for asking.) and she's currently on her break at work. I, being a nice guy asks what she's having for tea, her reply has completely stopped me in my tracks. "Mashed potato on a roll" Sounds great, get beans and tomato sauce mixed in with it and you've got some combination 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Beans come in a tomato sauce you sick freak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Beans come in a tomato sauce you sick freak. One of my favourite teas is sausages mash and beans, mash has to have tomato sauce mixed through it. Delightful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) Ronnie Woods is pished on the One Show tonight. (I think) Edited September 10, 2015 by Blootoon87 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'm courting with a new female friend (it's going well, thanks for asking.) and she's currently on her break at work. I, being a nice guy asks what she's having for tea, her reply has completely stopped me in my tracks. "Mashed potato on a roll" Nope. End it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Ronnie Woods is pished on the One Show tonight. (I think) Nope, it's just poorly fitting teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 The only sauce that should be put on beans, or mashed potato for that matter, is brown sauce. And lots of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaSeDG0DSA1NT Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'm courting with a new female friend (it's going well, thanks for asking.) and she's currently on her break at work. I, being a nice guy asks what she's having for tea, her reply has completely stopped me in my tracks. "Mashed potato on a roll" Your to classy for her!! Judging by her lunch she'll put out soon then move on to bigger and better things, manky bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'm courting with a new female friend (it's going well, thanks for asking.) and she's currently on her break at work. I, being a nice guy asks what she's having for tea, her reply has completely stopped me in my tracks. "Mashed potato on a roll" Maybe she doesn't have any teeth, if this is so, don't do anything rash, this could work in your favour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Some suit on the pilot whose engine exploded in Las Vegas. I suspect he breathed on something electrical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Poor Bert. The Hamilton Accies are always in the firing line from the Mail. Reported for racoonism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Still Game is on Netflix, I'll no be sleeping tonight. Seasons 4 and 5. Already battered through them. You can get them all on YouTube free of charge. Netflix is also shite and not worth the money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 You can get them all on YouTube free of charge. Netflix is also shite and not worth the money. Not sure if serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Bit racist, m5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 You can get them all on YouTube free of charge. Netflix is also shite and not worth the money. Netflix is great, especially when you can get on the American and UK versions. The amount I have paid for Netflix compared to the amount it would cost me to buy all the boxsets I will have watched on it..... Scary amount of money saved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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