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My friend revealed today that he had a one night stand with Michelle McManus some years back. I asked how it was and he said it was the best sex he's ever had and that it's his favourite w**k bank material. Further to this he often thinks about it while having sex with his girlfriend (who is an 8.5/10)

Everyone likes a go on the bouncy castle every now and then. But f**k sakes.

I stood and chatted to her at the bar whilst we were both waiting to get served in Shawlands and she's horrific, seems like an arsehole as well. My mates seemed to find it funny that I had zero idea who she was until they told me.

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In news completely unrelated to riding fat quasi famous lassies, I've absolutely destroyed my back today.

I feel your pain brother, I spent most of yesterday building bedroom furniture and my back and knees have been absolutely agony all day as a result.

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I feel your pain brother, I spent most of yesterday building bedroom furniture and my back and knees have been absolutely agony all day as a result.

Office boys paying the price for shopping at IKEA thread for this pish.

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