Bert Raccoon Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 This burd lost 14 stone after the doctor told her she was going to die at 45. She looks worse after losing the weight. If you're a chubby chaser, then yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 That's put an end to then 'bonnie fat birds make exceptionally beautiful skinny girls' myth then. I'm with P45, I'd rather shag her pre weight loss and I might possibly need a help off him to push me into her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 There's no danger she's anywhere near 45, still had a good few rodeo in her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 You're sounding like my Mrs, my self esteem has taken a battering just now and this is the last thing i need. One more negative comment and I'm going to the depression thread On you go, your kind never go through with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 You're sounding like my Mrs, my self esteem has taken a battering just now and this is the last thing i need. One more negative comment and I'm going to the depression thread Why is your Mrs putting you down now? You need to put her in her place, Throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I deserve it Skidmarks i was acting like a pig, i need to grow up and am finding it hard to Why are you finding it hard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 coz I'm very immature obviously, I'm soon to be 30! Ah yer just a pup! Everyone can be immature at times, guess the trick is having a balance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I'll be alright, this is a weak moment for me though That's loser talk. You're almost 30, you do what you want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Why are you finding it hard? Because he's looking at that big fat lassies tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Because he's looking at that big fat lassies tits. That's having the opposite effect on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I think i'll be doing that for some years to come 2 or 3 minutes does me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I had a dream last night about a girl I haven't seen in... four years. No, three years. She was pregnant (for the second time), and I was annoyed at her for not considering my feelings when she told me about this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I was still a bit of a livewire in my late 20s throbber. Still trying to settle down now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 There's more folds in her than a hospital corner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Yon morbidly obese lassie is a wid. I'd do terrible things to her, and make the wife cheer me on. Probably why she lost the weight TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I've not looked like that since I was 12, Eighties shorts included. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 She was going to die very shortly if she carried on the way she was going so she wouldnt be pumpable for very long Debateable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 You should try and settle your fucking dress sense down that's for sure. I'll take that one Mozza just glad you didn't try to direct a joke towards me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 You would still like her to sit on your face Zen She could Dutch Oven without a duvet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Just watched We Want Our Country Back documentary about Britain First. Wow! Just, wow! Anybody else watch it? Though there was a couple of pretty disturbing incident there was also a couple of comical quotes due to the leaders' stupidity:- Moronic female leader: "Halal meat funds terrorism!" Moronic male leader: "If I get arrested, or shot, or bombed..." Tinfoil hat wearing fuckwits! It was pretty disturbing at times and worrying that folk agreed with their bigoted views, but the best way of dealing with these fuds is to laugh it off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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