Sergeant Wilson Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 (edited) Is it the driver?Aye, he gave me a wee shot when we were going through some shite places. Edited December 11, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Smash his fuckin head in.He's watching a Ted movie, he might be a simpleton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 You should start watching a scud movie on yours and be as nonchalant as if it was an episode of The Bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 He's watching a Ted movie, he might be a simpleton. Are you on a megabus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Are you on a megabus?No, the train. Her Maj is paying. I bought the 3 litres of Wyld Wood cider out tesco. £7.00. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 No, the train. Her Maj is paying. I bought the 3 litres of Wyld Wood cider out tesco. £7.00. Snob What's wrong with frosty jacks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 You'll get the seats to yourself once people get off at Northampton or wherever. Keep being friendly to him to make sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 You'll get the seats to yourself once people get off at Northampton or wherever. Keep being friendly to him to make sure. Is this the English equivalent of getting off at Haymarket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 (edited) Is this the English equivalent of getting off at Haymarket? I think it's more like experimenting with your bi-curiousness then realising very quickly in the proceedings that it's not for you. Or sitting with a friendly/scary cider swilling Scotsman on a train journey that could last 5 hours. Edited December 11, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I saw Gary Locke in Broxden services Perth this afternoon, looking resplendent in a Kilmarnock tracksuit. He was wandering around looking lost near the biscuits and muttering loudly that the A9 was shut. He looked spooked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I saw Gary Locke in Broxden services Perth this afternoon, looking resplendent in a Kilmarnock tracksuit. He was wandering around looking lost near the biscuits and muttering loudly that the A9 was shut. He looked spooked. He's a beast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 79% of banknotes are contaminated with cocaine.What sort of tink snorts cocaine with a fiver? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 What sort of tink snorts cocaine with a fiver? When this happens, it's officially party over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 What sort of tink snorts cocaine with a fiver? £500 notes only IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 £500 notes only IMO. For me, it's a hundred dollar bill or a page from the Quran. Admiral Ackbar is some boi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Chingvergowrie. Fabulous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Michelle raps.......................SamCam can only get a soggy bottom. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35066928 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Any self respecting chinger has their own wee tooter*. This may or may not be a cut down straw* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 There's a boy on Jeremy Kyle who looks like Louis out of Suits if he cost about £20 to build out of clay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Spent a fucking fortune last night and smashed my phone screen. Fucking hate going out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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