Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Just back from the local market, when all broke loose. Young girl on her knees, waters broke...Thais run like fuke. I got her settled, head oot the fanny,, sticky fingers. Ambulance arrived. They asked me if I was the father... Well you did have a hand in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Just back from the local market, when all broke loose. Young girl on her knees, waters broke...Thais run like fuke. I got her settled, head oot the fanny,, sticky fingers. Ambulance arrived. They asked me if I was the father... I know you're not Thai, but I always read your posts like a Thai person speaking broken English. It adds to the flavour. Well done though, Slippery. 2 thumbs up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Just back from the local market, when all broke loose. Young girl on her knees, waters broke...Thais run like fuke. I got her settled, head oot the fanny,, sticky fingers. Ambulance arrived. They asked me if I was the father... What did they think was coming out of her, P? Anyway, Mazel Tov. Think you'll be staying in touch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I know you're not Thai, but I always read your posts like a Thai person speaking broken English. It adds to the flavour. Well done though, Slippery. 2 thumbs up. I actually speak broken broken England (but mostly Thai everyday). Was told by an old English teacher (Thai) that my English was improving! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 At least nobody/nothing was killed. The day is young and Slippery sounds like he's been hitting the local firewater. Be a wear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 The day is young and Slippery sounds like he's been hitting the local firewater. Be a wear. The day is very young and I'm onit now. After the encounter, and the father thing...I'll expect a knock on the door from the grandfather soon. Only Farang (foreigner) in the village. I've got some explaining to do! Not my child so why you help? He'll probably ask for money, I'll tell him the story. If he want more, tell him to celebrate his new life, even buy the guy a beer. Any more, I'll knock the c**t out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 SlipperyP is the biggest Walter Mitty on this site tbh. Shocked that people are still buying his tales. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 SlipperyP is the biggest Walter Mitty on this site tbh. Shocked that people are still buying his tales. You're welcome to my village at any time. Do you want photos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 f**k you!!! Orphanage 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Not got photo of my fathers death or funeral. Sorry about any more, I'll get the wife to take photos the next time I'm killing the dogs. Any more? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 You're welcome to my village at any time. Do you want photos? It wasn't the living in Thailand I was referring to tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 It wasn't the living in Thailand I was referring to tbh. Then, what is your point? I'm all ears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I'm all ears. Are you Andrew Marr? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 No, Uglier (is that word?) I actually not, less educated but have a better understanding of life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 f**k I just got trolled by Jimmy(dip your pocket)85. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Good to see SlipperyP has progressed from ending lives to starting them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Supporting Forfar all the way in Thailand must be a thankless task. Kudos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 f**k you!!! Orphanage 2011 Hell of a way to book yourself into an orphanage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Did he really just put his hand up some wifey's fanny in the middle of the street? Aye, to retrive the afterbirth for a stir fry for his tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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