RandomGuy. Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 If you cleaned your nails, maybe your lass would let you near her. A fair point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Accidently stumbled on this. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/mumsnet-take-pie-bovril-over-2841710#MGxJ8gl2Oi7vSTs2.97 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Seems like everyone on my Facebook this week is either getting engaged or having/has a child. While im sitting at home trying to figure out who to start a career as on FM. Growing up seems shite. Just wait until they all have baby pics for profile photos, then you'll know you're growing up fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Quick pint with a mate has turned into four and I'm heading home to re-floor the attic. Wish me luck and a painless insurance claim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 How millennial are you? http://www.pewresearch.org/quiz/how-millennial-are-you/ I was born before WW2 apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 (edited) At this very moment i sit in the McDonald's at Finnieston having a coffee whilst waiting for my wife and her pal rolling out of the hydro after seeing wet wet wet. An absolutely blind drunk woman was standing in front of me in the queue and I could hear her trying to explain something to the frightened looking girl behind the counter. This nutter had obviously fallen over as the back of her jacket and hair were manky. Eventually it transpired that she wanted to give them an IOU and the girl explained that they couldn't do that. Being the chivalrous guy I am thinking she wanted a coffee, burger or bottle of water I asked her what she wanted. Her reply " a taxi" . She then explained that she'd left the concert early, lost her purse, keys and phone. When it transpired no one was giving her the taxi fare she lost the plot and told the now 2 girls trying to deal with her that she hoped they lost all their stuff one night and no one helped them and how would they feel if something happened to her. She then said to me "you can f**k off too" turned round to leave and walked into the door. What is P&B's thoughts on this incident? Edited March 12, 2016 by Romeo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 At this very moment i sit in the McDonald's at Finnieston having a coffee whilst waiting for my wife and her pal rolling out of the hydro after seeing wet wet wet. An absolutely blind drunk woman was standing in front of me in the queue and I could hear her trying to explain something to the frightened looking girl behind the counter. This nutter had obviously fallen over as the back of her jacket and hair were manky. Eventually it transpired that she wanted to give them an IOU and the girl explained that they couldn't do that. Being the chivalrous guy I am thinking she wanted a coffee, burger or bottle of water I asked her what she wanted. Her reply " a taxi" . She then explained that she'd left the concert early, lost her purse, keys and phone. When it transpired no one was giving her the taxi fare she lost the plot and told the now 2 girls trying to deal with her that she hoped they lost all their stuff one night and no one helped them and how would they feel if something happened to her. She then said to me "you can f**k off too" turned round to leave and walked into the door. What is P&B's thoughts on this incident? She sounds like a sensible lass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 12, 2016 Share Posted March 12, 2016 Basically, someone has trolled the f**k out of this. http://www.afcb.co.uk/team/ The Bournemouth FC Wiki page. The ground features a 205-seater stand and several rows of bench seating replacing the stand that was destroyed by fire in 1974. The remaining three sides are flat standing separated from the playing area by a permanent metal barrier 17 MF Billy the Fish 28 FW James Pinhead Bournemouth Football Club is an English football team currently playing in the Wessex League Premier Division, in the ninth tier of the English football league system https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bournemouth_F.C. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 At this very moment i sit in the McDonald's at Finnieston having a coffee whilst waiting for my wife and her pal rolling out of the hydro after seeing wet wet wet. An absolutely blind drunk woman was standing in front of me in the queue and I could hear her trying to explain something to the frightened looking girl behind the counter. This nutter had obviously fallen over as the back of her jacket and hair were manky. Eventually it transpired that she wanted to give them an IOU and the girl explained that they couldn't do that. Being the chivalrous guy I am thinking she wanted a coffee, burger or bottle of water I asked her what she wanted. Her reply " a taxi" . She then explained that she'd left the concert early, lost her purse, keys and phone. When it transpired no one was giving her the taxi fare she lost the plot and told the now 2 girls trying to deal with her that she hoped they lost all their stuff one night and no one helped them and how would they feel if something happened to her. She then said to me "you can f**k off too" turned round to leave and walked into the door. What is P&B's thoughts on this incident? ^^^Didn't get his hole in the bogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 At this very moment i sit in the McDonald's at Finnieston having a coffee whilst waiting for my wife and her pal rolling out of the hydro after seeing wet wet wet. An absolutely blind drunk woman was standing in front of me in the queue and I could hear her trying to explain something to the frightened looking girl behind the counter. This nutter had obviously fallen over as the back of her jacket and hair were manky. Eventually it transpired that she wanted to give them an IOU and the girl explained that they couldn't do that. Being the chivalrous guy I am thinking she wanted a coffee, burger or bottle of water I asked her what she wanted. Her reply " a taxi" . She then explained that she'd left the concert early, lost her purse, keys and phone. When it transpired no one was giving her the taxi fare she lost the plot and told the now 2 girls trying to deal with her that she hoped they lost all their stuff one night and no one helped them and how would they feel if something happened to her. She then said to me "you can f**k off too" turned round to leave and walked into the door. What is P&B's thoughts on this incident? Clearly asking for it. You're free as a bird, mate; no jury will ever convict you. (except the ones they bring in for rape trials) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 My thoughts? I wish I'd seen her walk into the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 It's still ages until 3pm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Pics or gtf. Or even Vids or GTF, doesn't have to be HD either. We are lucky to be alive in this golden technological epoch. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 More time for drinking ! No I'm not drinking today as I have to come home to the kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Yeah - you certainly don't need a second helping at this time of morning! FTFY Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 (edited) Good man - I haven't quite resorted to this level of alcoholism yet but there's still plenty of years ahead of me.^^^Showing off he's no fae Glesgae type post. Grimbo Edited March 13, 2016 by Grim O'Grady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 It's still ages until 3pm. Take Hibs to extra time please. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Started calling cùnts in real life Tam McB's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Started calling cùnts in real life Tam McB's Started last Saturday, iirc. Guid night, last night? Did yeh get on the puggy, in the Arctic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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